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I like how everyone complains that the East sucks and LeBron never has any real competition before the Finals when the truth is LeBron is the REASON the East sucks. Players have had 10+ years to move to the East, but no one wants to face LeBron. Until the Warriors super-duper team, it was a reasonable course of action.

It’s almost as if it was a poor idea to build cities in the desert.

This comment is going to go over so many heads and be underappreciated, much like this entire article.

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

T_D and fatpeoplehate redditors overlapping, you say? I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! Well not that shocked.

And this is why dealers are cancer. I can’t wait until the dealership model is obsolete, most of them deserve to go out of business. It’s 2017, I can’t see why people can’t just buy directly from the manufacturer. The only thing stopping that are lame state laws.

Maybe stop naming ships Fitzgerald, Americans

The big irony is you can actually have positive equity in a leased vehicle, but never negative (assuming you dont try to get out of the lease early that is).

Looking at the past three decades of huffy food nonsense, from the low fat fad paid for by the sugar industry to proclamations that salt is “duh debbil Bobby Boushay” and then suddenly not - I think we might want to just admit that it’s all quite complicated, and we don’t have physics level certainty of most food

I got torn to shreds on the original article for mentioning that Mathers single handedly discouraged countless people from going to the gym - because I was supposedly “diminishing” the assault.

Wait wait wait . . . people are rolling cars over every 3-4 years, but they’re locking in 84 month loans for said cars???

OBDII is such a drag, right?

“but I don’t blame the dealers and I don’t blame the banks.”

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Sometimes you have a really vivid dream, where you have something perfect in your possession. You wake up and feel confusion, sadness, and anger to find out it was all a dream, and that you have to go back to reality empty handed.

Today, you can wake up and see this, the most beautiful art piece of all time, a sexy ass

Hate to be a downer, but that’s exactly almost exactly what happened in the “Saturday Night Massacre” of Watergate.

Nah. That’s not Trump’s move. He’s going to fire Sessions.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Honestly, I suspect you’d be surprised. “Car people” who ostensibly have better shit to do still seem to love some of the games. That doesn’t just go away with money anymore.