She was never able to top “Exile In Guyville”

At this point he’s jumped the shark, the tank holding the shark, the arena holding the shark tank, the theme park holding the arena and the parking lot surrounding the theme park

There was a kid in my third grade class who used to eat crayons. It wasn’t fashionable, but he was following his own muse.

The person they bring in to replace the horrible person is always more horrible than the original horrible person.

It’s easy to pile on Olivia Jade but I feel for her. Her crummy parents obviously did not teach her very good life lessons.

I remember when the hideous Michelle Rhee was brought in for an interview for the Secretary of Education job. When she didn’t get it, I thought, whew, at least he didn’t pick the worst possible person.

“Ironic” is a pretty tuneful song with a nice middle 8, I never get mad when that song comes on. It’s a well-written song.

I mean, I knew this woman was a soulless Republican but I had no idea she was this much of a blithering fucking idiot.

If you want to see videos of him getting his ass kicked, there are plenty of them on YouTube

Many a year ago (it was probably around 2001) I was driving home by myself late at night and a car cut me off in a really menacing manner, for no reason. Weird, I thought, but whatever. I was almost home. Then I drove another couple of blocks and the same car very aggressively cut me off again. So I leaned on my horn,…

This was beautiful.

How often do these 10-year, eleventy billion dollar contracts actually work out? Usually it’s obvious that deals like this are massive blunders by like, year three of the contract.

The anti-vax debate is proof that every issue isn’t left vs right. There are idiots from both sides of the political aisle who don’t vaccinate their children.

I don’t really like Bob Costas. He’s kind of corny.

“Listen everybody, stop asking me to do stuff. Just treat me like a queen and put me on a pedestal, because that’s what I’m entitled to. I’m Jackie Kennedy, I’m Princess Di, motherfuckers, now start treating me like it. I’m the pretty one!”

I can explain the gun thing to you: conservatives are giant pussies, and they’re afraid of everything, so they think they need to have guns to protect their bitch ass selves. As far as they’re concerned, when the dark-skinned person inevitably comes for them, they’ll be ready.

Porzingis takes a lot of bad shots and doesn’t rebound. He comes roaring out of the gate every season in October and November then putters out in December and January. Plus now he’s coming off a major injury. His perceived value is higher than his actual value. He’s a fun player to watch because he does freakish…

Has this choad stopped to think about the massive, unrelenting boycott that’s going to cripple his stupid coffee company or nah? I’ll never set foot in that place again if Richie Rich here decides to run, and there are MANY like me.

The old Mondo Video on Vermont Ave was such a great place. I walked into that place and just felt like I belonged. Rob was a really dark dude but he was funny and had the best kind of “fuck it all” attitude. When Mondo moved out that little strip of business lost a lot of its soul.

Kanter doesn’t even pretend to play defense-- I’ve been watching Knick basketball for many years now and he’s the worst defensive center I’ve ever seen, and that is saying something. Eddy Curry is like Bill Russell compared to this dude. He racks up double doubles and he grabs defensive rebounds, which counts as…