This sounds like my mom talking to my sister.

I’d like to see Warren win the nomination and the presidency. I’m in her corner. I think some people are misreading this incident.

I used to play in a band that toured a lot, and a lot of that touring involved flying. And a lot of that flying involved being in close proximity to the drummer of the band, who would not only immediately stand upon the seatbelt sign getting turned off, but who would bumrush the front of the plane at maximum speed,…

I really do not understand why people get salty when the person in front of them reclines his seat. This was never a problem for many, many years. I used to fly all the time, like 50-60 times a year, and never saw this issue come up. It seems like only in the last ten years has this become a thing.

The best part of that second clip is that for a split second Trump gets a genuine smile across his face. It’s really, really rare to see him genuinely happy, even for a tiny amount of time. That lasts for about 0.4 seconds until reality comes crashing in.

Ntilikina is good at two things: point of attack defense, and pick and roll defense. He is bad at everything else.

1987 was a big hitter’s year, so that’s a bad one to take a random.

I smoke about $10 worth of weed a day and I’m pretty much fuuuucked up all the time

He’ll always be Ross Asshat to me.

The Mets are going to get like 11 WAR from Jeff McNeil and Pete Alonso for like $1.2M, have maybe the best 1-5 rotation in MLB, have several other quality cheap pieces like Michael Conforto and Amed Rosario (don’t laugh, he’s been playing well) and they STILL kind of stink. That’ll happen when you have Robinson Cano,…

Stroman is a groundball pitcher. The Mets field groundballs worse than any team in the major leagues.

I’m a long-time Raider fan but when they traded Khalil Mack I had to say “fuck this, I’m out” and so I started hate-watching them and rooting for them to lose. And it was SO MUCH FUN. They sucked so fucking bad.

Just get one of those rubber rolling garlic peeler things. Those work fine. It takes like two seconds to peel a garlic clove that way.

Tyson Fury is unquestionably an asshole. That’s not even really up for debate. So that’s problematic for ESPN if they’re really looking to promote this guy as part of their brand.

Ivanka has a heart?

Well, this is a more HONEST hairstyle. This is who this MF really is. Whether or not that represents an improvement, who the fuck knows.

I’m a boxing fanatic, I’ve been a rabid fan since the day Sugar Ray Leonard blitzed Andy Price on Wide World Of Sports in 1978. I’ve seen some shit. This was one of the most inexplicable things I’ve ever seen go down in a boxing ring.

I was a Raider fan for many years. When the team hired Gruden and got rid of Khalil Mack, I had to step off. Now I’m an anti-Raiders fan, I hate-watch them and root for them to lose every game. Which is incredibly satisfying! They rarely let you down when you watch this way!

As Rick Sanchez once said, “Well, I can’t cure death.”

She was never able to top “Exile In Guyville”