Those roles must’ve been so goddamn fun for those two! Based purely on their reaction shots alone, not even considering the low-key magnificence of the rest of the cast (Danson, Smart, Wilson-who knew!?!- and someone needs to give the actors who played Hanzee and Betsy all the jobs), Fargo is a better show than 99% of…

well now i know where my day is headed.... to try and make that tartan dress even though looking that good in what appears to be a buttoned napkin with pockets must be sorcery- gorgeous sorcery!

I have been effectively sized out of Gap level stuff because i am apparently the size of a child (Gap kids has worked for me although the necks of kids clothes are strangely tight), so I buy J crew for basic not identifiable-as-jcrew stuff online only when on sale (which they have a LOT. So even though I actually…

Thats funny because I am the customer that JCrew has, but definitely not the one they want (or should want). I am basically child-sized, and they have a lot of petite sizing. They also have markdowns and promos almost continuously online, and i hate going shopping so while I do purchase some basics from them…

No murders were averted by any ‘good guy’ shooters on this list, so unless you consider saving a Burger King its night cash by shooting someone to be a huge victory for justice, how about an equally fun off-topic list, say, of the 110 US children under 14 who shot and killed themselves or other children under 14…

Also, ‘only good guys with guns can stop bad guys with guns’, 350+ chances for a law-abiding civilian with a gun to prove this statement to be something than utter bullshit this year and so far......bupkis.

This matches closely with my answer: A, B, C and F. the mouth of your family’s dalmatian, later to be discovered by the string dangling from her butthole that your Dad has to pull it out cuz you are a teenager and squealing too much to be useful in this delightful, if repetitious, scenario.

brown immigrant working = “stealing our jobs!”

Its awesome watching jagweeds try NOT to let the “but you’re white!” escape their lips when they stop spewing bullshit about immigrants and I point out that every member of my family are first gen. Hate that I have to do it, LOOOOVE doing it.

i have no brand loyalty for clothes (usually run in free race shirts and whatever was on sale and doesn’t stink yet on the bottom) but nothing but a moving comfort will EVER touch my chest. my first rebound racer changed my life (no lie).

Which is why around our house, we prefer to call it “poohpoohpemon”, in tribute to cult leader/shitheel Chip Wilson.

Its just an abscess secondary to cellulitis, which happens when bacteria that are happy in one place (skin surface for example), get below skin level through an opening (say a tiny cut). Its not bad or virulent bacteria, below skin is just not its happy place and the body wages war to get it out, and its that immune…

When I travel from Canada to the US for races I don’t take my stick with me in case it gets confiscated at the airport. When I get home, its war-vets-seeing-their-dogs-again level dramatic- all snot-bubbling tears, hugs, and endless slo-mo rolling.

Aw shoot, i was thinking of Will Self, whom I also haven’t read or thought about in 20 yrs. Well there goes that theory.....happy to banish them all from my thoughts for another twenty!

They’re both tall, smart (but nowhere near as smart as they think they are) assholes, arrogant well beyond their level of talent, and oozing condescension and contempt that they’ve somehow passed off as wit/insight. Can see why it happened, and why it didn’t work out.

All I could think of after, ‘freckles are cool now that i’m old and DGAF?’.....

As a freckly, bespectacled ginger, I do not appreciate these attributes becoming cool now that am way too old to GAF about being cool. Also, the only thing in that photo more ridiculous than those fake freckles are the eyebrows that look like they were done with a stencil and a spray gun. Also her expression. Also,…

NSW/ACT now Canada, not sure where the association comes from, might be from a movie? or extrapolated from steaming pile of shit? I googled. I really wish I hadn’t. More ships, less poop!

At least since the nineties when i used to babysit.

Highest voter turnout since 1993, a record number of aboriginal (10), women (88) MPs were elected, and if Harpo heads back to cowtown and needs the ear of the Liberal government locally, his closest choices are 2 first gen immigrants. That’s not what I’d call tragic, I’d call that victory.