And gin went down to margarita cheat-ah on account of that insane (offside/penalty/blind ref/field end/tackle/goal/unfair wahwah thing) and the game is now meaningless, MEANINGLESS!

I agree. His own beauty did him a disservice, and now that he (and whole movies) can't rely on it to the same degree, he really is blooming. Just saw a preview for "Dom Hemingway" while at the grand Budapest. The bloated aging lothario conman is a perfect role for him, and- bonus- Richard E Grant! Richard E Grant!

If she had a respiratory arrest from oversedation that led to cardiac arrest (most probable cause given her age), she almost certainly has an anoxic brain injury and is unlikely to 'wake up' or be able to comprehend anything she'll hear again.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "what is going on" is that an irresponsible practitioner got a little loosey-goosey with his finger on the propofol, oversedated the patient, none of his coworkers were monitoring her respiratory status closely enough, she went into a respiratory arrest that led to cardiac arrest. Poor practice,…

As a book reading human, feminist, and general old curmudgeon lady, this headline is infuriating. That is a DUO OF AWESOMENESS right there, why go trying to wedge Beyonce into it?!? These two have no need for your Beyonce.

someone trying to promote their online business is an obnoxious asshole?

Raised in Rexdale, a neighbourhood that usually only makes it into the news as a right-wing punching bag. R-dale represent!

When I was in RN school, ORs didn't allow nursing or med students to do surgical observation for breast reduction cases. Too much cautery for too long made too many people faint, apparently.

I still haven't gotten over the time (2004?5?) he introduced "MarMars of a Geecha" either, which still gets laughs around our house. Marmars.

I picked most of the last 15 years correctly-yay!-then got angry because so many turd bombs have won this award. I mean Scorsese probably deserves an oscar but for a triple-decker ham sandwich copy of a Tony Leung classic in a year when Children of Men was released? C'mon world, why ya gotta be like that?

No problemo! Luckily, I've only ever had a poomergency (doing treadmill hills on a nightshift break; 4:30am is apparently not a good time to try Macca's rollie pollies for the first time). Oof. Its a thing, and its kind of a funny weird thing but its not really the marathon THING, ya know? Also, I would probably EAT…

Its just weird how someone poops their pants, and then it turns into a whole "can you BELIEVE what marathon runners DO?!?!" The same way that when someone has a cardiac arrest during a marathon, and the conversation veers into how CUHRAAZZY dangerous it is to run marathons. When in fact, more people die each year from…

I am an ER RN, and a marathoner with a BQ time, with many runners among my friends, trust me when I say: MANY MANY MORE people shit their pants when they are hanging out at home feeling under the weather than during a marathon. I see more shat pants in one week at work than at NYC Marathon last year, and that was…

I've been at marathon finish lines for 8 yrs and have seen one pants-shitter. You yourself had to dig up a photo from 18yrs ago to illustrate your point. Seriously, as a marathoner and an ER RN I feel uniquely qualified to inform you that MANY MANY more people shit their pants while sitting on their asses than while…

Oh please. I've been at finish lines as a runner or supporter for 8 yrs and I only recall seeing pooped pants one time, and that was in the chute where a dude was doing a 2:40ish full marathon, and i cheered him like crazy, cuz thats fucking fast! People shit their pants sometimes when they're sitting on their asses…

If this is a plan you can execute, you are in pretty good shape; you are also living in 1980. 30 years of research in exercise and sport physiology have demonstrated the uselessness of a training plan like this. Look into high intensity interval training, core strengthening, active recovery, muscle group recruitment,…

8:30 is my pace for some runs (you do know that you should vary the intensity and pacing of runs for actual improvement, right?), and I am a Boston Marathon qualifier. Pace-based training for someone with no aerobic base is a surefire way to create failure and misery, but good work on completely missing the point of…

Ladies and gents of the jury: Denny Morrison, a younger, hotter Jon Hamm with speedskater thighs, a silver medal and an awesome back story of team cameradrie getting him on the podium that you don't even care about even though its awesome because, well, look at him. I rest my case.