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Oh man, that really is an epic series of botches.

In my mind, Pence not running for Indiana governor is one of the events that leads to Leslie Knope becoming the governor of Indiana by 2025 and POTUS by 2048.

There are not enough stars in the sky for this comment.

15+ years ago my (cisgendered female) BFF paid handsomely for a fake ID with her real picture on it. Sadly, it had a typo and said she was male. She was livid, because she was sure this error was going to get her busted. I told her that a) bouncers aren’t looking for that when they check IDs and b) their only option

I think Canada is stealth-campaigning for Clinton.

They look like the Clinton campaign's pantsuit t-shirt, which is an actual joke.

Oh man Harriet Miers. I forgot that one. Hahahaha.

I think you are underestimating the prevalence of conservative basic bitches who like chevron striped anything.

Cutting off access to Target could backfire horribly among the families that AFA strives to protect. My most conservative FB friend is also my most Target-loving FB friend and if you asked her to give up buying cheap chevron-striped maxi dresses while drinking a Frappuccino, she would immediately reconsider her

Ripa gets too little credit for one of my favorite SNL commercials of all time.


I like how you think! What cabinet post do you think Sanders would want? HUD? Treasury? HHS?

I am paraphrasing a pundit whose name I can't recall, but: if Trump WAS in the tank for Hillary, what would he be doing differently? Nothing.

I really, really want the “Trump is a false flag for the Clinton campaign” conspiracy to be true.

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Robert DeNiro.