Everyone keeps going on about teen/tween girls responding so passionately to the Jack/Rose relationship, but the other more than half baked relationship was between Rose and her mother, something that would really speak to that demographic, even if they would be loathe to admit it. Frances Fisher does a fantastic…

This is really funny if you read it in Chris Pratt's Starlord voice.

17 years, we never think to turn music on. Part of the problem is our very disparate taste in music. I'd much rather hear him whisper a little bit of something in french than a song. Besides, kids are old enough now that they'd probably not appreciate an audio cue when mom and dad's door is locked.

Moffat has been paving the way for this for so long. I know he doesn't always stick the landing when he writes for women, but bless him for trying. Little things like calling Rory Mr Pond ("It doesn't work that way." "Yeah it does." "(Sigh) Yeah, it does."), the general being a kick ass female character. River…

Please please please let Dowd review Dark Tower. If the movie is awful, at least we should be able to get some entertainment value from the review.

Well, shoot. Thanks for all the memories, I hope she went out how she wanted.

Did you notice what she said her friends call her at the end of the movie? It wasn't supposed to be short for Micheal Jordan.

The only thing I really didn't like about it was the reduction of Aunt May to a bunch of pin-up girl jokes. Seriously, it felt like the biggest female role was spidey's suit. Which, at first, I thought was adorable, learning to talk to girls by awkwardly interacting with your suit's AI. Don't be creepy. But I…

Hurt is 8.5. Nobody has to slide down a chair, and everyone who actually cares about the show knows exactly what you mean.

Breakfast for dinner is where it's at, man. Waffles + mimosa + sunset = magic.

The best scene, Weis and Fraser getting drunk, Fraser "You, I don't get." She goes into this wonderful diatribe about how she may not fit any of his preconceived notions about how she should act/respond, but that she's proud of what she is. "And what is that?" "I……am a Librarian! And I'm going to kiss you now." …

Sooo, you didn't like the episode because you learned something? Sorry, friend-o, this may not be the show for you.

Mine is boring, Star Wars, though I did get to see SpaceBalls! In the theater at a tender age, to my mother's chagrin. I think getting to see movies like The Usual Suspects and Seven in the theater before the age of internet spoilers was greatly to my benefit as well.

Like Danny Thomas?

I'm sorry, I'm just so amused that they photoshopped the ever loving shit out of that still. Depp hasn't looked like that in 15 years. Carry on.

So hopefully Ego was lying to save his own ass. I'd kind of like Vol 3 where Peter thinks he's nothing now and discovers in the end that he does still in fact have some power, he just doesn't have anyone to teach him how to use it. I'd also like Gamora to get a little more depth, hopefully that's where we're headed…

I can't imagine what you might be tip-toeing around.

I don't think his lineage gives him any power now that the light is out. Peter was a bit like a timex, he could take a licking and keep on ticking because he was immortal, even though he didn't know it. His ability seemed to be to keep whatever the bad thing was busy long enough for Rocket and/or Gamora to figure…

Took Things 1&2 and my sister. Due to a really crappy series of real life tasks that needed a lot of attention, I had no idea about the spoiler at the end. During the Rocket/Yondu exchange where Rocket gives Yondu the space/jet packs, Thing 1 started looking very alarmed and asked, "This isn't one of those movies…

It was a big fuckin' Twinkie.