That Brooke Hogan smells like balogna is something I not only believe, it is now the hill I will lie down and die on if called upon to do so.

As someone who has had plastic surgery, I find everything she said to be 100% true. Cosmetic surgery is an emotional journey. Teens should wait until their faces are fully formed and until they have a better sense of self and what they want. It’s foolish to deny having had cosmetic surgery, and making changes is not…

I’m not american, but since this is your holiday and all, i thought it fitting to ask you people a question about your country.

AGREED, five minutes?! What? Sometimes I lose my phone in my own house for hours at a time.

True. And yet...

Ah, canceling at the last minute...my very favorite shitty thing to do to someone. My favorite excuse is the “I fell asleep!” one because that’s normal for an adult to do at 7 p.m. when you have plans at 8 p.m.

If someone you’re interested in isn’t answering your texts within five minutes, they are either dead, at a movie (and still have manners), or just don’t want to date you.

I’ve ghosted so many casual hook ups that I’ve had missing persons reports filed on me.

Dangerous offender designation will take care of the parole issue, just like they’ve done with Clifford Olsen.

That’s one of the major problems with the Canadian socialised healthcare (among others) is no dental coverage

Eesh. I have a friend who is part of a cooking group on FB. She runs a farm that features hand raised meats and a number of other things. And I will be damned if she doesn’t name these sweet little babies from the time they are born to the time they are consumed. I kid you not. She will post pictures of her dinner…

• “This is not what I thought Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s son would grow up to look like.”

Ya know, I thought you were just humor impaired until I watched the trailer. I agree with you, there wasn’t anything about it that said parody or implied anything humorous about it at all.

I would also add that some of these places (Earl’s, cactus club and Joey Tomatoes, which all are owned by the same parent company) have a hiring practice of hiring VERY young girls (under 18) as the hostesses and making them wear incredibly short, revealing skirts and dresses and very high heels. It’s extremely jail…

As someone who has worked at several of these restaurants in Calgary I can attest to the fact that this is not only true, but one of the lesser evils. Not only were we made to wear heels but hair had to be either completely flat-ironed or curled (no natural hair allowed) AND we had to wear full faces of make-up (the…

I very much doubt any of these servers are lying, or even over-stating. There are several restaurant chains, at least here in western Canada (Moxie’s, Cactus Club, Shark Club, Earls, probably missed others) that have a cookie-cutter approach to their servers: female, young, white, very conventionally attractive,…

I am from Alberta and can attest that women are expected to wear heels at MANY chain restaurants (not just the ones called out here). As a server I refuse to apply anywhere that forced servers to wear heels and it severely limited the places I could work.

As someone who’s lived in Calgary, I can attest to this having been true for all the years I lived there (not necessarily the mandatory part, had no idea about that, but the hostesses/servers in heels thing). Those ladies always looked amazing and swanky, but holy wow is that awful, and I seem to recall that many went…

I only support this policy if the women servers are also allowed to take off said heels to stab and/or gouge out the eyes of terrible customers.

Nope, Sense8, though. Mindspolision.