Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my…

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

I find it hilarious you appear to think song is a key part of rugby or soccer. Like it is some blend of sport and musical theatre.

Just goes to show that all it takes is a good voice to change a meh song into a decent one. Kelly clarkson is so underrated. She’s got killer pipes. I seem to recall reading that she’s looking for work and people to duet with but nobody wants to collab?! Wtf? She’s WAY more talented than most pop artists out there!

This seems like more like an issue of accents than not knowing the language. Ghana’s official language is English, and if they were all government officials they would most likely speak it. Anyways, this was definitely a good response to a difficult situation.

Ugh. I will be in this position in a few weeks so now you’ve given me an idea what I have to look forward to...

Fucking EVERYONE is all about the cropped pants nowadays. CAN I JUST GET SOME REAL PANTS, PLEASE?!

Feeding bears isn’t cute; it’s stupid and dangerous. When bears get complacent around humans, and/or come to view humans as a food source, humans (and bears) often end up dead. Plus, this bear is behind barbed wire, sitting up and performing for food. That’s incredibly sad, and doesn’t make me feel like squee’ing.

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On the other hand, I love cropped pants. It’s normal length pants for short people!

they only gave you codeine? I hope they gave you really high doses because I could barely cope with the pain on Vicodin and I have friends who got Percocets.

Yeah, the stores not really having clothes is a huge problem for me, too! I’m at the point where I’m fed up with online shopping, but I go to the J Crew regular store, and there’s like three shoes, a shitty necklace, and a see-through sweater. At least online there’s *some* selection.

Several things here.

It’s crazy when doubling the price of literally everything you sell while halving the quality doesn’t result in higher sales.

Hey, people can die at any time. Celebrate getting a year older. It matters.

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

I’m really impressed that you found a new friend! I’m in the process of losing one and am devastated partly because 1. the end of a relationship usually sucks balls and 2. it is SO DAMN HARD to find good woman friends! I don’t even know how to do it anymore and this is the time when I really need to restock my friend…

I love the deep discomfort with which this article and we in general treat an earnest statement by a comedian.

Yes, I remember her advocating for real, factual sexual education in schools, not just abstinence-only sex ed. She says it would have helped her.