Is it me or are a couple of them off pitch/shrill?

So what you're saying is, your friend got a free wedding dress? Because otherwise...MURDER.

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.

Part of the problem is that white girls are just troubled girls acting out, but black girls are treated as grown women way too much, even when we're like 12.

I bought a couple a massage for their honey fund to Tahiti... because that's what they wanted. It was $150 and that was like the cheapest thing on their registry. I'm sorry but I just think that's tacky.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

He's also a hack. I've never forgiven him for X3.

"Nick and Jessica" sounds like a doomed celebrity couple to me! :0

"Sorry! Didn't see this text"

I do it all. the. time. Even though I hate it when other people do it and we all know it's bullshit. Sometimes I really don't see a text. But I never bother giving the excuse when it's true.

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

Whatever on the yoga pants, but HIGH FUCKING FIVE to advertising you're discontinuing something. I've been wearing Chanel Mat Lumiere foundation for years. YEARS! Imagine my dismay when I went to restock and was told it was discontinued. I bought their new line, and it's nowhere near the same for my skin type. I have…

Christine's brows are yummmmmmmy. Victoria needs her brows done by Christine's artist.

I was one of those girls in college. In retrospect, I was deeply insecure and super happy to be accepted as a "cool girl." I smiled along and basked in the male approval, feeling safe in my knowledge that I was better than those "other" girls - the ones who were too stuck up to sing, or the sluts, or the stupid…

So you think the best way for them to approach her was in a group? Hmmm... a group of rapey athletes offering to "talk" with a feminist. Can't imagine why anyone would be suspicious of that....

Well, I'm super glad that you had a good experience. I guess that's all that matters- not the other non-Rugby playing women who had to contend with a misogynistic environment that you helped to foster. Fuck those bitches, amirite?

We had a pretty diverse team racially/sexually, and everyone sang them. If people made you drink because you messed up a lyric, you felt more like you fit in or were accepted. We were playing a sport that's one of the few that has nothing to do with finesse or attractiveness, and there was a sense of just wanting to…

Also 100% team husband.

Jennifer Lawrence doesn't (necessarily) want to bang Bradley Cooper, but she will possibly split a burger and fries with him (or maybe order her own portion, 'cause she seems like the kind of chick who wouldn't want to share but in a good, eating-all-the-food-is-healthy way), because the duo, collectively, make up…

This is what baffles me about the tipping standards: the difference between tipping bartenders and baristas. People are expected to leave me a dollar a drink when I bartend, even if all I did was pour them a beer. But my barista who has to work what appears to be a time machine with all sorts of levers, nozels, and…