Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

Robyn is fucking cool. I saw in concert with Royksopp last year. I was there for Royksopp mostly, but her fans were OUT IN FORCE. Lots of teen girls. So cool.

I'd be shocked to hear of anyone who's worked in food service longer than a year and hasn't suffered some sort of burn or cut as part of the job.

"Give Me One Reason" is a blues song, as a bulk of Tracy Chapman's work draws upon black roots music. Kelly Clarkson didn't "transform the song into a blues number."

They vary a LOT based on the brand. The original ones, Twistbands, are good quality, hold hair well, don't leave a crease, the elastic lasts a long time, and they don't pinch if you wear them on your wrists. I have 6 that I've had for about 2 years and they still work great. The ones you get at the drugstore look…

Just because we're old doesn't mean that we can't keep learning/growing as individuals.

For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter.

Craigy's wife knows what's up: No one looks good in a drop top Bentley (outside of a brief moment in a late 90s/early aughts rap video)

People can be SO MEAN at Tim's. Probably because horrible people like horrible coffee.

Poor kid. Like little Prince George doesn't already have enough fucking toys! Here's an artist's dramatization of Prince George and with his mountain of toys.

They should have gone with a Snitches Get Stitches Frankenstein doll.

Over medium eggs are delicious, especially with medium cooked bacon (not stiff, or limp), and perfectly crispy shredded hash browns. Add a cup of coffee, and you have the Saturday breakfast of champions!

I remember that I had a Midge doll who, every time I played with her, was very suicidal. I don't know why. My Midge just wanted to die. Barbie, meanwhile, murdered Skipper for fuckin' around with Ken, and then a jury of her tiny doll peers decided that bitch deserved the death penalty and so I made a guillotine out of…

i don't understand runny egg love either. i just don't.

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn shit is FULL of peppermint oil to BURN your mutha effn lips off.

I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn…

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

"All the mummies and werewolves will laugh at me, like this - "muhahahhahahaha". It'll be so humiliating. And scary."

I've been talking about it nonstop at my house, basically forcing my roommates to watch it so they get it when I jump up and down and yell, "I'M NOT REALLY HERE! I'M NOT REALLY HERE!"

Best lines thread? Some of my faves are:

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