This is a classic wedding family photo sesh situation in which the family all gets in for the “sisters” shot (or what have you), and then the brother with the GF that no one thinks will last pipes up with, WHAT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE’S A SISTER, TOO! Then the girlfriend sheepishly steps into the picture and they all…

TBH, this looks like the other girls were already assembled for the pic and Kimberly was like “oh hai!” and inserted herself in, at which point Ivanka was like ‘um, suure, Jan’ (whispers to photographer) “I’m cutting her azz out later anyway”, and away they went.

So, hey, did you hear that Kimberly Guffofoili (whatever, who?) couldn’t afford a new dress for That Other Daughter of Trump’s wedding so she had to fashion a dress from her old Elvira Halloween costume?

I sincerely doubt that. But then again, I never once bought into the notion that Melania was Belle trapped in a Beast’s castle. She’s a miserable hag.

That’s what I’m thinking, out of all the colors to wear for a wedding, she chose black? Anyone else would have also cropped her out the picture.

I’m stunned that Marla’s dress is more flattering than Melania’s. Maybe Melania was purposely deferring to the mother of the bride? 

Yes, it seems like she intentionally wore something totally different than everyone else.

Especially a middle of the day wedding that looks like it was at least partly outside? It’s not like when when us normies get invited to a 7pm, “cocktail attire” wedding and we pick between the three, black, cocktail dresses we already own to wear to the event. Maybe Kimberly couldn’t afford a new dress and had to…

Not gonna lie, the cropped photo is definitely better. As mind boggling as those sleeves are on LT’s dress (seriously wtf), at least the silver color is muted enough to not be jarring with the other dresses, unlike that black batwing monstrosity.

I too have been personally victimized by wedding photo croppage. I was simply not liked. It stung at the time, but I realize now I didn’t like her either.

Honestly, she sticks out the sore thumb she is.  She looks nothing like the other “ladies”, wrong color scheme and is like 6-8 inches shorter.  I’m a dude and, I would have cropped her out too.  

Why would you wear a black dress to a wedding? Was she being intentionally hostile?

Imma throw this one on the pile of, “Yeah, normals would do that too.”

As in, there are quite a few non-awful people, some of them even liberals, who would take a look at that first picture and be like, “Yeah, we don’t need the Goth who decided to wear black to a Florida wedding.”

I remain stunned that Marla Maples…

I didn’t expect Legion to count in this ranking, but now since Lenny/The Shadow King is in here, she/he/it is way way way too low (1st season version anyway).

Elora Danan is living in Oklahoma and Staring in Reservation Dogs.  

Get chickens. At least one in the brood will be such an unhinged asshole, you’ll never want to own another bird and lose all guilt about eating chicken. I’ve started to think that the first time a human killed a chicken, the chicken started that fight.

For clarification: Shadow Moon & the other two were crap and I am not sad to see them ignored.

“Not getting a pet emu” seems like a lifestyle choice that people should be able to make without expert help.

These birds fought a war against the Australian army and won.

It takes a special kind of idiot to get one of these as a pet. The Australian army went to war with these birds... and lost. True, it was a very half-assed attempt at a war, but still, machine gun (singular) vs. emus, and the emus were victorious.