This, in a word, beautiful. You shot that.

Your commitment to tone in this comment never wavered. Excellent kinja.

Suffered is a strong word in this case, my friend.

Ranch dressing is for city folk.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

You cannot be serious with this comment, right?