These little shits knew exactly what they were doing, and they also knew the people around them would make excuses for it. Earlier today I was reading an article about how Camilla Cabello’s old Tumblr got dug up, and it was filled with racist bullshit. Meanwhile on Twitter a bunch of people are excusing it because…

Terry Snyder, superintendent of Fremont County School District No. 25, told CNN. “They did not have an understanding of the impact that would create but they do now.”

Clearly the timeline divides during the events of Knight Before Christmas. Sir Cole travels to 2019 in the early stages of the Hundred Years War, and during his time in the US watching Netflix he discovers information that helps the House of Plantagenet quickly defeat the Valois. The English army wins the Siege of…

Yes, it looks pretty close if a little bigger and moved eastward. It looks like it doesn’t own the Northern Italy parts but it does own most of Northern Greece and control the Danube to the delta. Maybe after Battle of Vienna there was more push back East. The East Europe version of Reconquista.

If you want to be more upset, I’m here to tell you that this is clearly a 16th or 17th century map that is not listing nations, but rather regions and tribes denoted in classical texts from ancient Rome. Note that southern Italy is identified as “Magna Graecia,” the Latin name for the region colonized by the Greeks…

This is why he was adopted.

I hope Aldovian-Turkish relations are well enough that they can occupy part of the Bosporus and have control over the western part of Istanbul without conflict.

Glad I am not the only one who paused A Christmas Prince 3 to get a closer look at the map and contemplate the geopolitics lol

There is, I believe, a brief mention of Aldovia in The Christmas Knight film, meaning that also takes place in the same shared universe. Which also means that Vanessa Hudgens has played 3 identical characters that all exist in the same universe at the same time

This is so funny because my literal first thought was “Holy shit, Aldovia’s huge!” when they showed the map. I was totally expecting a Princess Diaries-type location.

Belgravia existing on this map is much, much more disturbing than even the basic scariness of a Netflix Cinematic Christmas Universe. Vanessa Hudgens quite literally watches ‘The Christmas Prince' on Netflix in Belgravia! Are we meant to believe it's an in-universe DOCUMENTARY???

Can we talk about the nonsense that is the Tinkerbell universe? Where to start? Fairies need both wings and pixie dust to fly, but humans can fly with just pixie dust. Are wings an impediment to flying somehow? Also, Tinkerbell essentially brought the industrial revolution to a guild society, and when Zarina made…

Crisis on Infinite Christmases

A Christmas Prince: The Pan-Universe War

I am glad that super hero franchises somewhat gloss over this with secret identities, and those who don’t have tons of complications like Tony Stark 

This rant sounds like me getting really angry while watching Paw Patrol with my 3 year old. Seriously, how is the Paw Patrol funded? I mean, I can look past the talking dogs, but what I can’t look past is the massive cost of having a team of specially trained rescue dogs on call 24 hours a day. The Paw Patrol has some…

Definitely looks like Alternate-Austro-Hungarian Empire that just never fell at the end of World War I. Which would make the Prince an alterna-Habsburg!

Have you considered that maybe this very important historical trilogy doesn’t take place on planet Earth? Or maybe it is a mirror world. We don’t know. Maybe they will explain that in next year’s movie when they burst through the veil and stumble upon Earth and are very confused about our map.

Not to be goth on main, but I kind of want a black christmas tree so any decorations I toss on there will really pop.

I think you touched on something with the sprawling landscape of snow - and that people miss BRIGHT colors in the environment - maybe start with pink accessories and see if that satiates the need for a brand new tree you might tire of in a year