Concourse post, comments work!

I definitely picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, I can tell you that much

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

what garden? I got married at Easy Tiger (beer garden lol) 

I just got married and the amount of little shit that I thought no one care about but my wife and mother in law thought was THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIT IN THE WORLD but ultimately wasn’t anything close to a big deal is...well, basically most things.

Free alcohol will either cause your guests to have very fond memories of your reception, or absolutely no memories of your reception. But they will have had a helluva time either way.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

listen: I could not all-caps every insane term. I didn’t even include California Formal. 

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

As someone who is about to get married in a garden space in Austin next week I uh sorta wish you had just sent me an email

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

I would have put the all-caps on “wedding casual.” What the actual hell. The term negates itself. 

I once overhead two young women discussing a wedding outfit, which was described as “Vanna White fancy.” Would you file “Vanna White fancy” under “Very Fancy” or “Just Look Nice?” Personally, I think Vanna White is “Very Fancy.”