I am unreasonably pleased to get to say “Howdy”. I especially like saying it in National Parks where the other people might be forgein tourists who will then be able to go home and tell their friends and family that they got to hear and Authentic American Howdy. 

You would think that wasting screeners’ time would matter enough to the organization that they would be demanding the technology be better. That’s valuable time the could be spending watching for people trying to smuggle in teeny tiny liquor bottles. But singling out women (and men) with hair that isn’t the “norm”…

I am told there are. I’m not sure I believe them. I do, however, believe there are women who think that someone might look so much worse without the beard that they’re willing to put up with a lot of beard. 

I almost wish the caramel and salt thing haddn’t taken off the way it did because when it’s wrong its such a tragic waste of sugar. 

I do think there needs to be an addendum that basically says “if fried chicken or similar is served, the host has just declared this to be either a family gathering or a picnic even if you are seated with Heads of State.” Although for people who are nervous about looking bad in front of judgy people the rule of doing…

Capybara have been having stunning amounts of internet popularity - it’s the perfect time for Speak!

Not to get you introuble with the rest of the internet but do you like chocolate and peanut butter? and/or chocolate and orange? It seems like most people like one or two of the three but only rarely does someone like all three (I do but I’m real picky about what kind of mint as in real mint, not menthol.)

Miss Manners says it’s just fine at a picnic or at the family dinner table (and fast-food joints)- but with a knife and fork at anything remotly more formal “even if it is cooked in such a way -- deep fried for example-- that this is a struggle for all concerned, including the chicken.”

(It’s a joke about the way the headline was written. Not a very good joke, but still...)

Spoilers!

Right? If his case is the only thing between me and having to watch that video I want him to win. (I think the Myers-Briggs personality test needs to expand to 5 letters so they can include people who click on the link for the full video/unblurred picture no matter what warning they were given and people who don’t.)

It’s that money laundering charge that makes it - the Feds get real uptight when people misuse non-profit status for money laundering.

About the same when that stoplight cameras were about safety. 

eventually your brain starts ignoring it

Ugh! Sending you good thoughts. I hope it works out in your best interest. 

Yeah, I think I was just having a low-cynicism day when I wrote that. 

These are fair and valid points. 

Not really, but I believe they might have told her that. 

I’m sorry, that wasn’t a hair-related question.

I think we’re all making an assumption about her inheritance - what if everything goes to charity? In which case she does have to get a move on while they’re still footing the bills.