It’s not impossible that’s the goal. And if it were - I’m not sure I’d be mad. 

Missed opportunity. 

Okay, yes this is a silly question, but I’m going to ask enyway: will this work with cats’ faces?

This is a really good point. The city/county needs to do a review of what other houses are at risk this way, and start paying for mitigation to protect people. 

I was so angry with my local news last night- (KCRA in Sacramento). They made it seem like the only reason anyone cared about him was his music, and barely mentioned his involvement in his community.

Knitting scared my cats - but they loooooove it when I embroider. 

Pile? There’s no way any dog lets those things just sit there. Marx thinks this is the best week of his life! I mean, he keeps throwing up on the bed, but he doesn’t understand that part, he just knews he’s eating People Food!

I really, really want to go where there are still African Wild Cats (the ancestors of modern domesticated cats) and try to use a laptop, or read a newspaper, or lay out the infamous masking-tape-cat-trap and see what happens.

If you haven’t taken a look at the offerings of your local public library system in awhile you should probably visit their website or swing by an actual location - they’re doing so much at so many places and they deserve community support!

oh goody, now *I’m* depressed. 

Hollee shit. those are his actual visuals. I thought he’d just put up something exceptionally easy to photoshop and you took it from there. I’m going to need some time to deal with this. 

How far did you get before he ‘fessed up?

These are all great suggestions but one note- practice falling so you don’t sprain your ankles all the time. 

Attitude is everything with this one. It could have been super creepy or just classic roommate jackassery. 

I want/need a Gronk lifestyle brand. Sunglasses, flip-flops, party cups, swim trunks, spray tan, beach umbrellas - it practically sells itself. It also would mean the Gronk cruise could be an annual thing. 

Same! I can’t decide if it’s a good weird ad or a bad weird ad. 

The baby elephant at the national zoo would play in the middle of the night right when I needed a break from writing papers. 

My roomate walked in on my watching the National Zoo’s Naked Mole Rat Cam back when online animal cams were new (2002-ish?) and the next couple seconds of her confusion were some of the funniest of my life. 

That’s the real question - if one is “disenrolled” does one get to keep one’s credits? I think there should be a difference there for the kids who didn’t know about the fraud. 

Do loofahs count as washcloths?