Not if I have my throwing knives!

Rottweiler hugs are some of the best hugs in the whole,wide world.

Poniards or get out!

I’m over 50 on everything -my lowest is 63 for conscientiousness. And I appreciate the visual because I feel it says pretty clearly “you have a lot going on” <makes hand gestures that somehow imply this is not a good thing>

Also really important - maintaining bone density. 

Or singing with Sammy the Snake on Seasame Street. 

oooh - I bet there are people still alive who lost family members to the strikebreaking... they’d probably have a claim!

It’s in the corner of the video as you see him come into frame - you can only see him partly but it does seem that his arms were out in front of him and then not - but it’s not clear. I do, however, expect that there’s security video from the mall which the police have.

I saw that after I watched the video again- it also looks like he’s shoving his way into the center of the group so I think we can’t 100% tell who made contact first, at least with the group in general.

That was the one I was so excited to discover/kind of mad my grocery store doesn’t sell. 

Goya Sazón! And apparently it comes in all kinds of varieties which I didn’t know until today when I pulled up the website so I could copy the name with the accent.  

He pushed her first! this man is terrifying, I’m glad he’s been arrested and I sure hope he actually gets a punishment instead of some kind of slap on the wrist. 

The word “cheer” exists for a reason! Reporters are supposed to know they aren’t supposed to use the term “screech” to describe a sound a human makes because it is absolutely a negative term. 

But they do! Try being a morning person who wants to go to a concert. (and I don’t want you all in my morning, you’re too tired to drive and you make the lines long at the coffee shop. Where I am getting decaf.) 

Shouldn’t it be a bus?

“Found Before Cats Ate Her”

The King Canute reference was fun though...

At least it isn’t hanta virus season?

I HATE that this is now how I will forever remember the proper use of that word. 

I was just watching that ad and thinking “hm... useful...”