Finally! When that silly show about the department-store guy* was on PBS for so long I just kept thinking that this was the history I’d rather see.

I want to see corporate-types in a panic!

I’m betting he has never called them by their real name, ever. 

Yup! Sure did! I was trying to sleep on my back because I had some neck pain... I have some joint issues is what I’m saying. (I am seriously loving this list of ways we have injured ourselves. Man, we are a mess.)

Rice cakes are kind of awful by themselves but the butter flavor ones are really good with Jif peanut butter and honey.

My bed was under a window for awhile when I was a teenager and in the summer I’d look up and see the little swallow faces peering down at me. I just love that they look a tiny bit cranky. 

Subluxated my shoulder rolling over... 

What game was that?! That isn’t a tackle that’s a retirement!

At 92 my Nana ate a pint of ice cream every day. 

Thank you for posting this because I was thinking that “slow-cooked courgette” sounded terrible, and I love zucchini. That recipe looks AMAZING though and a good use of all the zucchini I have right now. 

I feel this point needs to be stressed. 

I love how perfect your avatar-gif is for this post!

I can’t wear eyeshadow! because of my stupid sensitive skin! All I have is mascara! 

Okay but by that point they’d have sat through hundreds of those videos and probably have Bingo sheets and costume competitions and things. 

Drew’s post about spending the night in the hospital with his newborn son is tremendously well-written. 

Maybe he could say “I just haven’t been watching as much as I used to” and shrug in a life-is-funny-sometimes sort of way? There’s no judgement there and it’s up to the other person to be the jerk who escalates. 

Arizona - if you ignore the ugly parts it’s the most beautiful state in the country!

I’m so glad we can finally leave comments on the promoted posts.

Sometimes I think it can be almost worse because they really, really want to get back into the “straight white guy” club. 

I complain about being allergic to practically every makeup brand but really it’s saved me so much money. (It’s all so pretty! I want the pretty things!)