Having Shuri there made the ad for me - it felt like whoever wrote it

I was thinking he starts with a public apology to Janet but yours would be even better.

I swear entire theories of humor should be based on the perfection of the timing of that bit.

Like fashion and style people talking about “a pant” or “a (something) lip”. Dogs pant and most people have two lips.

I used to get massive cysts on my neck/chin all the time until I realized that they weren’t acne vulgaris cysts but probably staph cysts from my keratosis pilaris being rubbed by clothes and scarves; turning into folliculitis that I would pop; and would then go underground. They’re slowly working their way out and I…

Many of the professional TV camera operators I have met have been white women, although they did not dress appreciatively differently than the men. Still white though.

the V05 oil treatments have gotten way more expensive. So annoying.

We could send Dog in undercover to find out how the horses feel about this!

Yes!! Someone else who has the 90s hip-hop/salsa/New Orleans brass intersection. Somewhere there is a Venn diagram explaining just what those three have in common that makes them work in the same situations but I have no idea what it is.

Yup. The proper response for the school and church would be to look more closely at the decisions this man made and fix as many of the wrongs he did as possible AND to look more closely at the rest of the school- board of directors, teachers, donors, leaders of alumni groups, etc. Because I have a sneaking suspicion…

They should have asked Ms. Markel to name the okapi instead of naming it after her. Same effect, less likely to make people say “this might not have been the best idea.”

wait what?!!

Is Bear Friday hibernating?

But they have to be the right kinds of yogurt and squats. HamNo has standards.

I think this makes sense - and it fits in with the older tradition of having the new year start around the beginning of April so you can still call them New Year’s Resolutions.

This is a very good rule of thumb and I would love to claim that my hometown (Sacramento) isn’t like this but- this is exactly what my hometown is like. The worst thing you can do around here is do something that other people have to pay attention to - which, sure, keeps some blatant racism from happening, but mostly…

I knew that if I loaded enough comments here someone would mention how perfect Layla is. Acoustic Layla is also the inaugural song on my list of songs that work really well as a song sung by a lady to a lady.

Yes the “wait not everyone is retired and wakes up at 4:30?” HOA problem.

Way back in the 90s I had neighbors who were shooting porn in their garage. (They had a motel room set with fancy hanging lights. First time I saw it I thought “what a weird place for a guest room”.)

Oh that sucks. My HOA has raised dues once in 15 years and people expect us to enforce the rules like we have multiple full-time staff members.