to be fair...everyone’s sarcasm detector broke in november 2016

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

He ran like a scared rabbit, because of words. She didn’t swear, she didn’t insult him, she just stated facts. Even when you’re civil to Republicans, they run and scream in terror.

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

Hey! That kid might have been concealing a slobbery binkie!

Yup.  Gotta have that “woman-with-a-toddler” shield.

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

Another HERO! Don’t let these fucks have one peaceful moment!

YUP. In dreams I frequently am stuck on top of 15-story-tall buildings, trees, or power poles, and when rescue crews inevitably show up with a ladder, I look at the thing and am like NAH IT’S GOOD I’LL JUST DIE UP HERE.

Mueller most likely already has what he needs. I’m fine with whatever fate this piece of shit ends up with, whether at the hands of Mueller (jail), Trump (taking a bullet), or Putin (poison). He made his bed.

He literally has all of 45's secrets, if he flips it is all over.

Don’t forget about the stiletto thigh-high boots.

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

Oh I see, things didn’t die down enough in two months for him to resume making his money without any thought to shit he’s done or even the people he’s hurt, so now it’s time to come out with the “I never did any of this or insinuated I could do anything like this, wimminz are so crazy!” bullshit parade. He’s shocked…

You sound awesome, and like exactly what we need! I can’t imagine how hard it must be at times, but I so hope you do well!

SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

Right?  Hannity had this big bullet point list about her policies and talked about them like they were a bad thing.  I took one look at that list and was like, sounds good to me!

West Virginia is actually one of the few states where first cousin marriage is illegal. The whole “people from Appalachia are all inbred” is a gross, classist, stereotype.

Haha. I wish I had thought of Amy taking a sledge hammer to a flash drive - that would have been epic! I am the director of this new adaptation and we thought JO would be the kind of girl who would love that feeling of holding the words in her hand - but dont worry she does eventually get a lap top. I hope you come…