I’ve seen a few memes of him done up as Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It’s remarkable how little had to be done.

Yuuuuup. We’ve officially crossed the line from defending Trump at all costs to preferring to not talk about him, which is the conservative way of signalling that you wanna take your ball and go home now. Instead of holding the L in public, they’d just like to back out so they can’t put themselves in a position of…

I brought this up to a pro-Trump co-worker who flatly didn’t believe me until I pulled out my phone and pulled it up. He sat there looking at my phone blankly for a handful of seconds before muttering “Well that’s real fucking helpful, isn’t it?” and now he “doesn’t want to talk about politics at work”.

The game’s no…

That reminds me to get in my library’s queue too!

Obama could’ve run with a clean record but have a Trump-ian five kids with three wives, and Faux News and Southern wypipo would’ve lost their goddamn minds.

> whataboutface

Nerd is often not an insult. For instance, had I seen that comment first, I might well have replied with, ‘A nice* and nerdly forecast: well done sir-or-madam!’

On that note, totally human-alien hybrid:

Their sudden concern for fair treatment at the hands of the law is a pretty amazing whaboutface.

I just want you all to imagine what Fox news is like right now in a universe where Obama is;

At this point, what’s the point of an interview? If the sources are to be believed, Mueller’s got everything he needs. The interview would go pretty much like this:

Nothing screams “guilty” like one’s lawyers advising you to refuse to sit for questioning by the special counsel.

A hobo that was reportedly drunk. If there’s a drunk hobo shooting a gun in a bathroom, I’d like the police to pick that guy up, regardless of his intentions.

but he’s now been in two active shooter situations in under two months

You’re anti cologne? Man, I loooove a good cologne on a hot man. Super sexy. As long as it is situational appropriate and the right amount.

All I could think of was the damage to the drywall, and how they would basically have to replace it all when they took those tacky things off the walls.

I think a vacuum powerful enough to clean it would suck the more delicate parts of the flower off. And anything else seems like too much work for a room that already takes too much work.

This makes me so happy! My mom and I were just talking yesterday how he made someone’s room look like a Mexican restaurant run for white people!

True. I always felt bad for the poor kids that got recycled out of the Bobby role. Except for the one who got his own episode when Betty and Don visited him at camp (and fucked, because they are the worst).

It’s been so long since I saw the movie but yeah. She’s never really shown to be a “mean girl.” I mean she clearly has a toxic relationship with her boyfriend.