While I haven’t had coffee yet today (still, ugh), I see what you did there.

Very true. With her paranoia disorder, it’s possible she may someday have an issue during travel and present a danger to herself or others.

At minimum, she’s a blatant demonstration how looking ‘harmless’ will get you treated differently.

I get that, but Diane’s relationship with Allen is consistent. It appears they have been close for the entire almost half century. So, I cannot shade her for being a solid friend. I will say that he doesn’t deserve her.

It feels like there’s a “you must suffer for your art” joke here somewhere.

One of my favourite quotes of all time is from the incident report from Allen’s 1997 arrest for DUI: “Mr. Dick was asked to recite the alphabet. Mr. Dick attempted the alphabet, but when he reached the letter ‘O’ he then stated ‘Q, R, Z.’”

Truth be told, I’m a little jealous of the conspiracy nuts who have a bunch of photos and newspaper clippings stuck to a wall and linked with yarn. Man, what I wouldn’t give for that clarity of intent and focus. I’m left just baffled by a series of horrible, inscrutable catastrophes with no underlying rhyme or…

Yup, she and Allen go back a minimum of 46 years. She was already his girlfriend when starred in a film of his in 1972. So, while I’m not defending her either, I can understand not wanting to accept such a long standing friend is a lying little criminal.

I believe Keaton actually predates Mia.

There’s also the matter of what do friendship and loyalty mean today. Anything? Of course she’s going to back him, that’s what friends are supposed to do, even if it’s difficult. That’s how you know they’re real friends.

I swear, I’m one news cycle away from being found in my guest room, rocking back and forth on the floor, looking up at my conspiracy board with newspaper clippings and photos and 14 different colors of yarn.

If we’re somehow alive in a year 4 of Cadet Bone Spurs’ Presidency, I’m pretty sure he’ll be bragging about how he founded this nation, literally broke the chains of slavery with his giant man-hands, and somehow that he both planted the flag on the moon (so it belongs to ‘MERICA) and how the moon landing was aan…

In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015.

^This

“Visitor’s Gallery” should also be “Visitors’ Gallery.” Unless they are only letting one person in. Or could only find one person who wanted to go.

That babe.net article and the writer’s later response to criticism certainly were provocative. The SNL sketch reflected that people will project without even a cursory attempt to consider a different point of view.

I loved these and my parents could never afford them either. I’m secretly sitting here waiting for my daughter to get into it. She’s 4 now. I’m fortunately in the position to get her one if she wants one. I’ll admit, I’m excitedly waiting...

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

Yeah, I meant she just searches for the flight to ensure there’s an extra ticket, but doesn’t actually purchase it! Just a theory...

How are you going to make her stay in a facility? She has paranoia about being followed, she hates the homes that she has been put in, and she’s not of any apparent danger to anyone.

“Not to throw the inevitable race card into it...”