Academy Award winner. Married, at various times, to Madonna and Robin Wright. In the news for (supposed) humanitarian efforts.

Cue Tiffany never being invited to another Bey and Jay function, ever. Beyonce generally keeps her shit on lockdown, with her friends in lockstep with that policy.

Not so long - but longer than the short hop to the museum.

Smart guy + Appeared on Big Bang Theory, so able to make fun of himself + Unhappy childhood = I guess I gotta root for him.

That makes complete sense and I know they can’t hit up every traveling carnival, but a permanent structure at one of the state’s top parks, one that is touted as the “World’s Tallest”? It seems the state’s scrutiny of this was not all it should have been, either.

I was in Belfast for a short visit, and my daughter and I had tickets to see this museum. The cabbie (nicely) lambasted us for not hiring him for the day, to take us out to the oul homesite in County Antrim, rather than going to a boring old museum.

I want to punch him every time he interrupts Mr. Rogers. AND he looks like an extra from the senate hearing scene in Godfather II.

Also: “We’re going to be able to man every gate at the school during school hours and for after-school activities,” said the superintendent of Broward County Public Schools, Robert W. Runcie.”

Same here. 100% on board with McKinnon, 70% with Kunis.

This sounds super British and civilized.

Have you ever seen this Senate testimony by a young Fred Rogers? He delivers a heartfelt, touching speech on the power of children’s programming and public TV, and then after he’s singlehandedly won the funding, he sits back, LIKE A BOSS.

My understanding is that Hader never saw the final cue cards until air, so Mulaney would slip a few doozies in there to make him break.

Transatlantic cruises are remarkably cheap (usually offered only spring and fall, though), but good luck bringing a dog with you, unless you can convince the cruise line that it’s a ‘comfort animal’.

I would characterize myself as someone who is not generally interested in construction or engineering, and I found this video absolutely gripping. Actually learned a lot!

I’ll take the moron for $800, Alex.

The only thing greater than getting hundreds of stars is engendering greatness in others.

The Queen seems to be subtly dragging Meghan, as her announcement for William and Kate referred to him in the same language as Harry (“My most dearly beloved grandson”), but referred to Kate as something like “Beloved and trusty Kate”. Markle just gets her name.

Also: Will be completed by next Sunday.

Sadly, “overestimated by ability to deliver it.”

In Soviet Russia, you don’t stop chairlift. Chairlift stops you.