Did you do it while black, though?

Macy’s reportedly detained more than 6,000 people in one year.

As we age, our looks change. Even if she didn't have any work done, she still wouldn't look the same as at 27.

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

Conservative ChristianityTM: Blaming shit on independent women since the Garden of Eden.

I’m always fascinated by how malleable many conservatives think a persons sexual orientation is.

It’s terrifying, but cooler heads must prevail. I keep wavering back and forth between telling myself the media have an interest in pretending this is closer than it is, and the sobering thought that the Brits told themselves all sorts of comforting lies like that too.

I deeply fear that in the history books, Brexit will be the Sudetenland to America’s Poland...

hmmmmmmmm, though it’s sort of adorable to imagine a version of me that would stop doing something simply because my boyfriend wanted me to, that’s not what happened here.

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

It’s so strange that the popular narrative is so intent on making this woman into a villain. She’s makes perfectly innocuous music that a lot of people seem to dig and she’s not an obnoxious creep about her success. Where is there a problem that necessitates this?

This shit used to be not only legal, but the norm not too long ago, in the grand scheme of things.

That quote reminds me of this.

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

Meh. You get used to it. I refuse to believe that Trump’s anything but some weird performance art piece. Seriously, no one’s ever run such a half-assed (quarter-assed? no assed?) campaign.

I don’t know how much longer I’m gonna be able to deal with this. Trump was here in Dallas yesterday; I watched a video on Twitter of his supporters chanting “BUILD THE WALL” at the rally. I’ve known all along that racist people are all around me, but watching that video just made me so fucking angry. To know that it…

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Not coincidentally, Putin has spoken approvingly of the idea of global warming, because he thinks it will help Russia accomplish its centuries-long goal of turning Siberia into something other than a resource colony.