This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

(I know it’s not actually that spontaneous and the people actually do audition beforehand and stuff but I freaking love this show.)

The Pitching Couch

This Aint No MLB The Show 17

#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

Lmao

This was Munn’s doing.

ANNEX DAT ASS!!!

There’s a lot of uhhh wtf to unpack here...

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

I really hoped this would come to blows, Chris Jim Everett v. Jim Rome style.

It’s called marketing, people. The entire point of which is to separate rubes from their money. Stick, as much as possible, to unprocessed things like nuts, or just plain read the ingredient and nutrition labels. If you can’t pronounce what’s in it, then leave it on the shelf.

Somehow, this man embodies the batshit mentality of hypercompetitive athletes in the most positive way possible. Clearly, he is the Chaotic Good.

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

I dunno, I’ve reconnected with girls I used to hook up with via happy birthdays

I am not a regular user of the marijuanas, so my knowledge on the different strains are fairly limited. I figured weed was weed and that either way, I’m just going to end up sleepy and paranoid while everyone else is relaxed.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.