Time to change your user name?

“Hey man, don’t hog it all!”

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

It makes you wonder what protection you’d have legally if you’d jumped in to help this guy being assaulted by non-cops. I’m guessing none.

Don’t cellphones still exist? You could waste time on your phone AND take industrial espionage photos that circumvent their obsessive surveillance regime.

Wow. They’re really working on inducting you into the surveillance state over there, aren’t they?

Ron Artest isn’t in the league.

I can’t believe Ron Artest is still in the league.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

we have the technology to fly airplanes but no way to tell how many tickets we’ve sold.

He was actually trying to say “preserve.”

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

The Kyrie/Westbrook business model.

To be fair he saves a lot of energy by never playing effective defense.

And having zero turnovers.

I feel bad for the 2 batters Guthrie got out. Embarrassing.

“Good evening, everyone, I’m Bill O’Reilly and welcome to The O’Reilly Factor.

Sir Elton John agrees!

It’s out on blu-ray next month.