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Time to change your user name?

“Hey man, don’t hog it all!”

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Ron Artest isn’t in the league.

I can’t believe Ron Artest is still in the league.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

He was actually trying to say “preserve.”

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

The Kyrie/Westbrook business model.

To be fair he saves a lot of energy by never playing effective defense.

And having zero turnovers.

I feel bad for the 2 batters Guthrie got out. Embarrassing.

Pfff, 1.2 pounds is for suckers.

Are you Syrias?

This is some good truthering. Goddamn Trebek, playing fast and loose with the answers.

Try bending your arms, they look a little stiff in this photo.

People are still paying money to see Mike Epps tell jokes? The one and only time I saw him, he was still doing Day-Day from Next Friday skits. I figured that was because that was the only period in his career when people found him funny.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.