not with that attitude. just sleep earlier.

LETS GO FELIX! i used to annoy this kid in high school. glad to see him doing great things.

bookmarks duh

i agree. i’ll do 20% from now on then.

fuck tipping

I live here and this is true.

he has a very punchable face. i don’t blame you.

burneko consistently has the worst takes on deadspin but this is okay.

#actually non-MD phds are known as doctors everywhere but the US

appropriate username

petrified herpes cells

#notallbrooklyn

all these biracial players look alike

that part of the country that you want to wallow feeds you.

he “could’ve scripted it better.” He could’ve won the darn game.

what about mary jane?

done.

just straight BARS

that isn’t why she lost idiot