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especially when you consider the stock market crash in 1989...

modern day renaissance man

GIFT?

hey look here guys, it’s buzzkill magee!

6. Jab steps

bravo!

Some facts are weaker than others.

*nug nug

just try 10 minutes a day at first. make it into a habit and you’ll be good to go from there.

the muscle hamster, that’s who.

that means u need to try harder

damn. you went for the jugular.

TOO SOON

I am sorry Grandma Dorothy and I promise to go to Bingo with you next time we meet.

REKT

that’s so hateful. you’re becoming what you hate.

and so it begins

bill simmons > burneko #facts

i thought you’d be more of an xhamster aficionado