The modern slang confuses me. I thought they were spelled h-o-o-k-e-r?

“encouraged shoppers to use fitting rooms for their god-given purposes”.

Good.

Jordan Sargent

What’s the name for someone who gets drunk but spends the whole time thinking about how to act sober and takes care of everyone else because God forbid anyone think they’re drunk?

What if you just become really friendly (to the point where it has been labeled “slutty,”)? Slutty Mary Poppins?

Careful there. You’re bound to get banned with that kinda attitude.

How about “fortnight?”

With mine the answer is always ‘yes’, followed up by “so what did I say”

My hot take: Pies are second tier desserts. Cakes ftw.

mind-bottling

“We now return to ‘A Very Duggar Christmas’ “.

PUPPIES PLAYING TIGERS. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA.

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

oh brother.

“not shrill enough.” I like her lack of shrill - that show needs less shrill. And I like the word shrill!

I kinda think that’s hilarious, tbh.

That TMZ article about Caitlyn’s crash is dated 7/12/15 and refers to her as “Bruce”

1) Rare is the bathtub that will fit a 6’2” man comfortably. It’s just cold and not fun to take a bath.
2) My penis floats and I find that weird.