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Ellen Degenerate
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My dad is handicapped and has issues with his feet and ankles so the only time he’s without shoes is when he is in bed. I feel so bad for him. It’s extremely painful for him to walk around barefoot so shoes in the house has never seemed weird to me. However, even in his case I’m sure he’d be cool with shoe covers if

I’m a baby who doesn’t like spicy food so wasabi is a no go for me. My boyfriend does the whole wasabi in the soy sauce thing too. We actually went for sushi with my parents a couple weeks ago, and my dad does it as well. EVERYONE IS DOING IT.

I don’t like the ginger or wasabi so my boyfriend gets all of it which I’m pretty sure is actually why he’s dating me.

I’m completely able-bodied and have a snuggie because I’m always cold and have no dignity. I honestly didn’t know that’s what they were originally designed for, but it makes sense.

If it makes you feel better, I laughed pretty heartily.

I don’t fly often, but I never remember them asking me questions either.

My boyfriend and I are 12 years apart and don’t really think twice about it so it’s not weird to me at all that they have that age difference. It’s really not horrible.

This is where my brother and SIL’s wedding shower was so it’s kind of weird seeing this restaurant in a news story. They have good food. That’s all I have to contribute.

To get in and out of my building everyone has to be entered in a visitor system and pass through metal detectors/have bags x-rayed before they can get on the elevators so I can understand this.

They’re doing construction on my office building and will be putting one *in* the building I work in. RIP in peace my waistline.

As someone whose name is really Ellyn, I have never once felt the need to correct them at Starbucks when they spell it Ellen. Why do we care about spelling if it sounds the same? Who are these people?

I literally just commented the same thing before I saw this. Maybe we’re *all* siblings.

Are you my sibling because this also described my mother perfectly.

Complete same. Reading the article I thought it was something that wasn’t obvious. I was wrong.

I honestly didn’t know this was something people didn’t know, it seems obvious.

I watched an episode of Dirty Jobs where they had to clean the muffin monster. I am very glad this is not my job. That thing is amazing though.

I’m with you. I’m not a big fan overall, but I have a small one on the outside of my ankle that’s more of a personal reminder than anything. Friends I knew forever didn’t even realize it was there for years. I’ve had it for about 10 years and have no regrets.

You’re having this problem too? I haven’t been able to get on in my phone in months. It brings up a pop-up when I try to connect with Facebook but then never registers with Kinja that I’ve connected it.

It truly is amazing the shit burgers we dig up especially considering how left the area leans. We manage to find the worst people anyway.

I could 100% support this idea. I didn’t realize Maine was doing this, it will be interesting to watch it play out and see if it works.