If I recall correctly from “500 Days of Kristin” her app costs $2.99 per month as well. Like I could maybe understand it if the app was $2.99 to buy and it was a one time purchase, but who the fuck are these people paying $2.99 every month for this nonsense! I don’t get it. Every time I think about it I’m just like…

To make it even better it's on Beaver Rd. I would laugh at this like a child every time I drove past it. But seriously, Big Bone Lick State Park on Beaver Rd., you couldn't even make this shit up.

Yes! This! I grew up right outside Chicago, but I lived in NC for 8 years and they are big on the ma’am usage down there. I’m only 25, and anytime someone called me ma'am, I felt like a little piece of my soul was dying. That being said, my friend's kids would call me Miss Ellen which didn't bother me. I found that to…

Most places I know (though I could very well be wrong) the cutoff is like August/September. I was born April 1990 and one of my best friends when I was younger was born November 1989, and we were in the same grade. So she would have been like right in the middle of the age group for the year.

I don’t know her entire back story and too lazy to Google, but if I recall correctly she didn't really become a pop star until her teenage years. So that wouldn't have affected her younger grades.

I'm April of 1990, typically where grew up I think the cutoff was like August/September. So she should have definitely been in the same grade as me. I think you're on to something with your fembot theory. Either that or she has the ability to time travel or something. We must get to the bottom of this. This conspiracy…

Her math seems off. I’m like 4-5 months younger than her and had just started 6th grade when 9/11 happened. Was she held back?! What is going on here?! How was she older than me but in a lower grade?

Yes, yes I do. My twitter handle just has the actual spelling of my first name. Broker away.

Yes! Anytime. Now that I’m living back in the Chicago area you can feel free to play with them to your hearts content. The old one will pretty much just lie there and beg for food, but the young one loves a good romp. I’ve included one more picture for extra cuteness. I think they would make excellent undercover…

I think I might make corgi costumes for my dogs so I can go. Maybe no one will notice. Plus look at those faces, they want in on the corgi frolicking and shenanigans.

I absolutely hate the fact that I might feel bad for her if she’s actually losing her hair. She generally drives me insane, but I lost most of my hair to telogen effluvium in the last year and had to buzz it a couple months ago. Losing your hair fucking sucks. Thank god my condition is one in which it should grow back…

Yeah your feelings about Adele are the same as my feelings about Paul McCartney (it’s weird I know, don’t judge me). I can understand your Adele love though. I don’t know much of her stuff, but I know she’s got an amazing voice. I think the difference is that she is low key. I feel like when it comes to so many…

This! Exactly this. You have perfectly summed up my feelings about both of them.

Wow, comments like that give me hope. I definitely feel like Beyoncé has gotten more and more sexual over the last couple years. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, good for her, she can do as she pleases. However, I am sick of every celebrity wearing see through dresses all the time now. I feel like that's all we've…

Without a doubt they are strong, talented women, but as a whole I just don’t understand the whole celebrity worship mentality. I mean when I was a kid I definitely went through it with the 90s boy bands and pop stars (and Titanic era Leonardo DiCaprio), so I can understand it coming from kids and teenagers. However,…

I’m not trying to be groundbreaking with my comment, as I said already, it’s strictly my opinion. There may have been many comments saying she’s overrated, but the tone of the majority of articles and comments that I’ve seen about Beyoncé and Rihanna are of the they can do no wrong mentality. Also, why would you think…

Yes! I’m just glad I’m not the only one who feels like this. For a while I was beginning to think there was something wrong with me for not getting it. They are both beautiful and talented women, but by no means are they these perfect goddesses that people make them out to be. And they both just seem so into…

I don’t understand the worshiping of either of them that goes on. Rihanna drives me up a wall with her personality and always comes off as petulant and entitled to me. Beyoncé has some great songs and is obviously talented, but I definitely think she’s overrated as well. Something about both their attitudes just…

Counterpoint: “All Or Nothing” is 90s boy band ballad at its finest and is a fantastic song.

Yes, that’s my strategy, it works fantastically. Just make the man a sandwich*. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach**.