I don’t know where you live but I’ll find you. We will be best friends. I want to be you/marry you when I grow up (even though we’re like the same age).

:( This gives me too many feels. You know how to cut to the core of me, Moriartysringtone. You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair (maybe, I don’t know whether you’re hairy or miniature).

Re: Susan Boyle

What, you mean you didn’t learn about everywhere like such as The Iraq in school?! I bet it’s because we don’t have maps in U.S. America.

I think it actually bothers me more that these programs pretend they’re anything other than a beauty pageant! Like if they called it what it is, I’d still find it idiotic and disgusting, but it wouldn’t bother me so much. They need to just say “hey here’s pretty girls looking pretty and at the end we award one of them…

I’m hoping to get this hair loss under control. Stress is a major contributing factor to my condition, and right now with everything going on in my life I’m more stressed than I’ve ever been so it’s a challenge. Plus, it’s not like your hair falling out makes you less stressed. They should probably start including…

I’m so sorry to hear that. Fuck cancer. I hope you’re doing well and I’m sending the biggest, baddest, baldest internet hugs your way!

Thank you very much kind internet stranger :). It has completely sucked, and it came after some other major health issues so it was just like the icing on a shitty, shitty cake. It’s such an emotional process from the actual losing of your hair to having to wear a wig and being convinced that’s all anyone can see.…

This trailer was awful. The part that really got me was the hair loss and wig shit. I don’t have cancer, but due to a medical condition I lost most of my hair and ended up buzzing my head a couple weeks ago. I’ve been wearing a wig and I can relate to her self-consciousness about it. This whole movie just seems like a…

In the 90s my sister and I wore matching patterned spandex crop tops and shorts. The ones I remember the most vividly were checkered with sunflowers. The 90s were a dark, dark time.

Bolt cutters are also a thing that exists. Padlock, meet my friend Mr. Bolt Cutter.

I would say reading this made me feel like I was drunk, but considering I’m actually drunk and still don’t know wtf I just read, that’s not it. Crazy pills maybe?

Me rn:

I'm sorry if someone posted this already, I must have missed it. That being said, I'm not that sorry because Ken Hotate is the best.

I just replied to someone else before I saw your post that I have peed in the shower exactly once in my life after finding out in third grade that my best friend did it. It had never dawned on me to pee in the shower. It was mind blowing that people actually did that! So of course I gave it a shot that night and I…

Do people actually pee in pools? This is one of the many reasons that I don’t swim. Heathens!! I can’t even pee in lakes or showers. I peed in the shower once in third grade after finding out my best friend did it regularly (I didn’t know people peed in showers! Also I don’t know how this topic came up, we were like…

Arm length + flexibility is the key. I’m tall so my arms are long, but I also have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (think the Rubber Man from old-timey sideshow, my type is much less severe though). My joints are all hyper mobile; I can lotion my entire back without any help so of course I can touch my belly button . Granted…

I’ve always thought of engagement parties as something rich people and/or people in TV and movies do. I don’t know anyone that has actually had one in real life. I think one of my aunts may have mailed us a congratulations gift card too, but there was no party involved. For us poors, I feel like an engagement party is…

“You can say ‘I love kids’ as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. ‘I love twelve-year-olds...’” - Demetri Martin

You got put in the grays for that one post? Tough crowd. No wonder I can't work my way out.