My fiancé is a skinny white boy, and while he's not a singer, his speaking voice is very deep. When we started dating, every time my mom would hear him talk she would say "I just can't believe how deep his voice is, it doesn't look like it should come out of him." I'm a sucker for a deep voice though.

The same thing goes for other cities too. "My Kind of Town" by Frank Sinatra neglects to mention any of Chicago's many, many faults. I love Chicago, but it's not a perfect city. I don't get why we're hating on Taylor about something singers have been doing forever.

I love the Orgazmo reference. I may or may not have watched that movie while high with my old boss. I plead the fifth.

I became a vegetarian when I was 11, and I've never had a UTI. Granted I never had one prior to that, but I wasn't involved in the handling of meat at that age. However, in all the years since I have yet to get a UTI (knock on wood). It could be a coincidence though, who knows.

I'm with you on that. While I'm not took concerned about resale value, I'm not going to lie and say I don't love my engagement ring. The future Mr. Clark did very nicely. It's a 2.05 center diamond with small diamonds on the band. Money had been stressful for us lately due to some unfortunate, unforeseen life…

I've never used the grinder attachment, but the Kitchen Aid mixer is by far the best kitchen appliance. Personally, I'm a huge fan on the ice cream maker attachment. You haven't lived until you've had homemade chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

I got breast implants several years ago, and after the surgery while I was drugged up I told my brother to never get breast implants because it hurt so bad. I think it's pretty safe to say he wasn't going to get them anyway. We still get a good laugh about it until this day. Drugs make you say some weird shit. Thank…

The whole restaurant system is a disaster. I work as a server and a couple weeks ago I was up all night and morning vomiting. I was supposed to work that night, so first thing when they opened I called in to let them know. I was told I'd have to find someone to cover my shift even though the only people not working…

But the real question is, is it made with bits of real panther? I mean, without that information, how do I know whether or not it's good?

Yeah he lived across the country which made it difficult, but I met him when he was in town on assignment. I probably wouldn't have started anything with him given the circumstances, but Lord almighty he was hot. I couldn't help it, that face..and that body...Sorry, I got side tracked for a minute. It's the only first…

Random side note, I casually dated a secret service agent for a while. It was pretty weird.

I've heard this too which makes me sad because I love Jeopardy. My best friend works in tv and years ago was at a celebrity golf tournament that Alex Trebek was playing in. He said Trebek was a huge tool and at one point actually yelled at a young kid for asking him for an autograph. Who does that? It's not like he…

Some of us don't have a choice for certain items of clothing. I try to avoid buying clothes online because of the issues you mentioned, but as a woman who is 5'11", I cannot buy pants in my length. A typical long size pant has a 34" inseam; I'm a 36" inseam (extra long) when I wear flats or 38" with heels (extra extra…

I can't wait to watch! Maybe I'll finally learn some useful tips about how I can avoid provoking my own beating.

As a woman and a huge sports fan, fuck ESPN.

Finally, another smart individual who gets this! I use a handheld dust buster that has a little flip out brush attachment for getting hair off furniture. Fun fact: it also works for getting extra fur right off the dog. It's just efficient. She gets a light brushing, and the vacuum prevents more fur from getting…

It wasn't this exactly, but something similar happened to my grandma. I don't remember all the specifics because it happened when I was around 6 or 7. My grandma was having a hysterectomy, and the surgeon thought it would be best to do it vaginally. She had a large mass either on our in her uterus (not sure exactly)…

My dog is a major shedder and I'm kind of embarrassed to say that I have vacuumed her on occasion. This doesn't make me crazy right? She's getting old and she trusts me so she doesn't care what I do to her. On the other hand, my puppy runs and hides as soon as she hears it; I don't think it would go over well with…

I have been reading the various Gawker Media owned blogs forever but this is my first time commenting. As a longtime server, the Behind Closed Ovens post hits close to home. I was out of the serving game for a while before returning earlier this year. I had to take a second job thanks to savings that were drained…