Thanks. I did zero research obviously. :)

There are so many reasons that I don’t really know where to start. I am a person of Faith so I know that that has a lot to do with it. But for me it really is just an easier way to live my life. I’ve never been one for casual sex so that’s never been an issue but I do know that physical intimacy can cloud my…

If it’s a Bobby article I will ALWAYS click on it, the headline could say “This is the most boring article I have written in my life and is not worth your time or energy”... and I would still click on that shit.

Wait, this dude was complaining about her nose...?

Do you have a pancreas? I imagine she does. That could be another thing you have in common with her, for future episodes.

only two?

Hey! I finally have something in common with Miranda Kerr. I’m not having sex either. This concludes the portion of Things I Have in Common With Miranda Kerr, please tune in next week.

“Hope at least six girls sucked your dicks last night. Cuz that didn’t happen for me.”

um.....Lock Her Up?

I love that all the replies to this obviously true statement are Pats fans openly denying facts

Let’s not forget that a man who grew up in New York who is a bandwagon fan of a Boston sports team is our president. We have elected literally the worst sort of person.

I remember rooting for the Patriots in Super Bowk 36. Biggest mistake of my life. The veneer victimhood these assholes have surrounded themselves in as they run roughshod over the league is a truly astounding act of self-deception.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Some of us love new people slowly, after we’ve gotten to know them through work/MeetUps/sports/whatever. The Seattle freeze is real, but at least for me it’s cuz I’m shy like a shelter dog.

Now what will aspiring Eva Braun cosplayers wear to the Bowling Green Massacre vigils?

Ivanka going with her dad to see that fallen SEALs family was so inappropriate, considering everything. I hope she cries herself to sleep at night.

I’m very sorry to hear that your father has passed, but am very glad to hear that he was comfortable and peaceful.

Mmm crazy bread.