"she was released on a $5000 bond and is hopefully not using her money to buy any more missiles"

My girl had a classmate in her preschool whose name was Chlamydia. That was my go-to fucked up name story for nearly 10 years. Now it's about the boy she goes to school with whose last name is Dikshit. I'll be dining out on that one for the foreseeable future.

And here I was expecting it to be like "Tammi-Lyn America" or something