I CAME HERE FOR THE ALL CAPS SWEARING AND I AM HIGHLY SATISFIED!

Ok but what IS it.

a fucking idiotic take

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

I agree with pretty much everything but the $35 thrift store couch. Anything that can harbor someone else’s nastiness I have no problem paying more money to avoid. Items that have no fabric or cushions are fine to get from thrift stores since they aren’t a problem to sanitize. Also, by the time a couch makes it to a…

I agree with pretty much everything but the $35 thrift store couch. Anything that can harbor someone else’s…

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Your reaction is more or less the sum of the struggle most Reader Response critics face in their personal lives. (Short version: All critical theories examine the relationship between author, reader, and text, where “text” can mean anything from a traditional ink-and-paper book to a television show or a video game;…

Sure, but you need to have limits.  Remember what happened when Zap Brannigan got hold of one - those poor Browncoats...

I never understood why they just didn’t use a teleporter to get the ring to Mordor and avoid Voldemort altogether. 

No, the best Star Wars tech is the sonic screwdriver.

Anything to help avoid Daleks.

+1 for your Stargate reference.

Yeah, I think because the movie is so thin, so lacking in effort, that it almost underlines how gross it is the movie was made, if that makes sense. Like, you can tell the producers sort of just thought the association with the crime might be enough to bring kids to theaters rather than actually write an interesting…

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

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They actually do fit together, pretty closely, and form an overarching narrative that is pretty tight.

don’t tell me Farfetch’d wasn’t made specifically to toss in a pot of boiling water

Yup. I didn’t actually think to do that back when the game first came out, and then my BIL (who was trying to beat the game faster than I had) just wandered on down and was like, “Hey, I wonder if I can get that Firekeeper soul early?”

...bastard also got the Dark Knight Shield drop I’d been hoping for forever.

I love…