White women—the largest beneficiaries of affirmative action, and the first to call for it’s dissolution once someone of color gets in ahead of them.

“Devos Civil Right Office Appointee Once Claimed She Was Discriminated Against For Being White”

I mean I don’t know if you’re queer so I may be preaching to the choir. Apologies if I am.

Funny how that works, isn’t it? It’s almost like guns are dangerous and easy to make mistakes with, even by “responsible” gun owners. But god knows we have to treat every moron who wanders in off the street as if they’re a trained Navy Seal.

I’ve told this story on here before, but...

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

Toddlers still kill more Americans with guns than terrorists every year. In fact most the toddlers going around killing Americans are white. Only one solution, BAN WHITE TODDLERS!

I appreciated this headline.

My dream is that this whole situation drives Kendall deep into an existential crisis, where she isolates herself from her Kardashian Klan for six months, churning the loamy soil of her soul for purpose and meaning. She starts reading up on the histories of marginalized peoples and their fight for civil rights in this…

When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

I just think it’s nice to FINALLY have a storyline where a pretty white girl saves minorities who didn’t even know they needed her help.

Yup. Even Ayn Rand is like “hey guys, maybe tone it down a bit with the head-up-your-own-assing?”

The YouTube comments were golden and filled with soda puns. “They should have Dr. Peppersprayed her” was hands down the best one.

There are many problems with this ad, even without the unnecessary Kardashian element that they ham-fisted into it. For one, the protest is made entirely of smiling, happy 20-year-olds holding up inoffensive signs in Pepsi-brand colors. Even their outfits are either Pepsi-colored or muted complimentary and neutral…

This is officially my new favorite gif:

There seems to me a tremendous amount of hypocrisy in voting for politicians who want to cut entitlements while feeling you’re entitled to a job in a dying industry and the government is going to help you get it.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Fun anecdote: I am a millennial living in Brooklyn and I nannied for a year for extra money while freelancing. I cosign the “who are these people?” sentiment  100%. Most of the parents “didn’t believe in the word no, because children need to learn to arrive at their own conclusion creatively” (huh? They’re 5 years…

It’s fine to do things differently as long as they get done