THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE. But she's always hated that gap, and she wants to get her freckles lasered off too! WHY MAMMA WHY THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL

Glad to be able to help! Standby drugs is also a good idea, lol. I might have to get that for my consultation in case they tell me I'm not a candidate this time around! I will cry so hard if they tell me no.

Setting aside money is a brilliant idea that I wish I or my parents had thought of at the time. With the issues you've described, you're probably a sure thing.

It is SO HARD to find porn with PoC, especially Black people, that isn't RACIST AS FUCK. So damn frustrating, ugh.

My mum's natural teeth had THE CUTEST gap and I was so sad when she had to get dentures. I also love her freckles. SO MAD THAT I DON'T HAVE THEM.

SO HOT.

Lol, I totally understand that. You should discuss with your surgeon how small you want to go. I had a moment post surgery thinking they were too small, but that passed SUPER fast, lol. Getting the reduction actually helped me get over a part of my ED and made me like my body a lot more than I had previously.

ALL OF THE HOMEWORK. That's about all. Maybe have some sexy times as a reward? That'd be nice.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT! It's such a life changer! I'm actually getting ready to talk to my doctor about getting a second one. Not to scare you, but I got mine done when I was 16 and in the midst of hiding a mild eating disorder. So, due to a) My breasts were still developing at that age, and b) My weight fluctuating…

I would say "Shots fired" but perhaps that might not be appropriate to this situation.

I would love wearing bras more if I could afford the $40 - $60 a pop bras that fit properly. But going without one is not even an option. 40K is my curse. Le sigh.

Lol, no judging here. People think no condiments = lacking flavor. Maybe they should be introduced to the magical world of spices.

I've been shamed about it my entire life, but mine is because I don't eat most condiments. "What do you mean you eat food plain?! Just give a try!" I did try. I threw up. JUST LET ME EAT MY PLAIN FOOD IN PEACE!

I think I'm in love with you and your awesomeness.

I also sprayed cologne in my mouth as a child. I feel like it was a childhood rite of passage, lol.

Noooo, the video won't play for me and I really want to see it, because GUYS. I FUCKING LOVE BANG BANG! I've played it multiple times in a row sometimes because that song gets. Me. HYPED.

I once spritzed diluted bleach into my hair after forgetting that we had used my hair bottle for some house cleaning. I made a D8 face and rinsed my hair for like 5 minutes straight.

Hugs to you. That's awful, and I'm sorry you have to go through this.

Oh wow, good luck to you SIL getting through that. At least she knows that if anything happens, you'll have her back. :)

What a jackass. I'm sorry you're dealing with king of the assfaces.