I gotta say...this is right on. I live by myself in a place where I know relatively few people. It’s depressing as hell sometimes when you’re by yourself constantly. I’m a social person...I need to get out and be around people. I can see it’s negative effects...I’ve gained weight and feel isolated at times. Things…

Well hey Trump fans, looks like you should boycott Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit! That’ll really show us!

How they are not calling this a hate crime I have no idea... imagine the roles being reversed and it was a black man having this done to him by a bunch of white shit heads... it would immediately be called a hate crime. Replace “fuck trump” with “fuck obama” and “fuck white people” with “fuck black people”. This is…

No no no no nonononono

Incidentally, beef tallow is precisely what made McDonald’s fries taste so good in the 1980s. It’s not just your imagination—Mickey D’s fries really did taste better when you were a kid. The fast food company stopped frying in delicious, delicious beef tallow in 1990 after outcry from vegetarians who were deceived…

Dear BGU, thanks for letting the cat out of the bag on this old trick, but it’s usefulness is limited. Usually we just take over the phone’s/computer’s microphone directly.

Also, several friends told me that Pornhub is down.

Except, you know, ITS FUCKING FLORIDA

That. Is. So. Kirk!