I live in Uptown New Orleans on what used to be plantation land. The house I live in was built in the early 1900’s. Like a lot of large homes in New Orleans, mine has been separated into about five different apartments. The owners live in the front wing, and I live towards the back. When I first moved in weird things…

I shit my pants at Bonnaroo. The worst place in the world to shit your pants, because there is not one proper bathroom there. My friends and I got there on a Thursday night and immediately started drinking and headed out to the main stage area for the bands to start. We partied most of the night, and were forced back…