I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Jesus H... I feel like saying "I'm sorry" but... I don't think that holds enough weight here. I'm glad you feel a sense of peace now.

I think she deserves the last word.

My mother ruined my credit, stole my identity, purchased cars, lit a fire for insurance fraud and blamed it on me, abused me sexually, physically and incredibly emotionally, and killed two of my cats, one in front of me.

The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.

Of course, Lipnitskaia is professional athlete, not a baby.

I've been known to strike this kind of pose just moments before wiping out on my ass on the ice on the street. Sadly, my outfits are generally not as impressive, nor is my grace or skill. The judges are often unkind in the scoring as a result.

What about overcrowding, safe conditions, and odor?

Sure, sure. But the difference is that I'm right and they're wrong!

I'm also confused. I have high-waisted shorts and jeans that I bought probably 5 years ago! I guess this means I can continue to wear them?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I love high waisted pants. Fuck you muffin top. It's over!

huh? Im confused. I'm from the UK and high waisted jeans have been "in" for a long time, do people not really wear them in America? All the youngs I know already have their perfect pair of "mom jeans"

Humour is a pretty vital coping mechanism so maybe everyone should chill out a little.

Exactly. If Vogue was coming over to shoot my house, you'd better believe I would remove ALL evidence that any human being actually lived there.

I doubt ipads and trash would be left lying about when a photographer is coming through.

Honestly, the thing that offends me the most is... this is an ugly ass t-shirt. There are tons of ways to put thin, busty women in lingerie and sexy poses on t-shirts and make it look hot and sexy and stylish. But this is really bordering on clip-art levels of ugly and uncool.

I must be officially an old because reading that first paragraph was such a weird flashback to skipping the first chapter of each of the BSC and Sleepover Friends books. Duh, I KNOW THIS PART ALREADY.

I'm with you. It has to become socially unacceptable. Enough people have to find it unacceptable and feel strong enough to stand up for that.

Except that that does nothing to prevent or stop or lessen it. We can't just turn away from people doing horrible shit, or nothing will change.

The internet responds: "Geez! If you didn't want me to threaten your life and the lives of your family, you would have thought about it before you decided to be a woman who expresses her opinion in the media. I mean, what were you thinking!"