I am in rabid disagreement with this post.

Just means girl scout cookies for me.

Well we aren't having mass immaculate conceptions either.

I'd love to see her make this argument about soldiers, men and women, who leave their children while serving.

She thinks a bootstrap is the thing you tug on to get your mom's attention when you want to ask her to call in a favor.

Her writing style leaves something to be desired. That something might be a writing class. I'm a little curious as to why she's speaking to "you liberals" though. Who does she think reads her blog posts? Also why?

Hey Bristol, who took care of your kid when you pretended you were an actual celebrity on DWTS? Just wondering!

How utterly awful that elected public official be forced to respond to a question they didnt agree to before-hand. Its almost like the reporter thinks they are part of a free press. Madness. Especially after that elected public official did them the favor of talking to the press!

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

"No, dig UP stupid" - Jezebel Editorial Strategy

Quit making suggestions that drug companies can't market treatments for.

Don't do eat no food all the always sometimes.

In pure physical terms I actually find him sort of hot. I assume I'm not his type (I'm a guy). But the fact that he's got the personality of a Bond villain kind of ruins it all. I don't feel any sympathy for him at all.

Aside from the fact that I expected him to be wearing a trilby at all times, he looks pretty much exactly how I pictured him.

He was released into the custody of his parents

Ok, I'm the oldz here. I didn't think it sounded good

Is that Keith Urban with a Goo Goo Dolls haircut? What is going on here?

That was some serious Dudley Do Right/Mountie realness right there..

She has pumped SO. Many. Things. Into. Her. Face.