Did you happen to see the recent "How dare you say Christmas was appropriated from pagan and other winter festivals?" panel issue in the last day or two? I'm constantly surprised at how ignorant these folks are. Like, they have to go out of their way to not learn actual things.

I hate to break it to these folks, but Jesus was a Semite, and probably not "white" in the way that they want to believe.

So you would be selfish according to your standards, if you expected me to clean my vomit from the middle of the kitchen floor, but I am not selfish for vomiting and walking away cuz "it just doesn't bother me"?

I don't mean this as an aggressive or derisive comment: have you ever lived with someone who was not your parents? Even with non-romantic roommates, there is a lot of compromise that goes into deciding how to divide the labor of taking care of the house. Some things matter to some people more than to others, and you…

Well I'm a woman with small bewbies and I know there are some men out there with bigger cans than me who shouldn't be allowed to walk around swinging their areolas for all to see.

Username checks out folks. We have an expert here!

Sorry, when you spend the majority of your time thinking about them and then *BAM* there they go it takes a small adjustment period for men to de-stupefy.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

Nope, this one is perfect

I would switch them around—Kate's hair, Shakira's eyebrows.

I simply refuse to believe that when heterosexual men were asked "Who has the best eyebrows?" that ANYBODY said Kate Middleton. I wouldn't even be able to answer with confidence the question "Does Kate Middleton even have eyebrows?"

I've got my croquet mallet at the ready...

Is Big Fun going to be available to perform 'Teenage Suicide?' It just wouldn't be the same without them.

She's just using another one of her hair-on-fire buzzwords. If she doesn't throw in "lamestream" or "abort" or "war" often enough, her followers drift off and start rocking back and forth, humming a mashup of "The Little Drummer Boy" and "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Ahhh...the plight of the white, Christian, middle/upper-middle class victim. First we get Santorum comparing the ACA with apartheid, and now this. It's truly like the Holocaust all over again. Such victims!

I guess I'm an idiot for being surprised that Santorum would be this tactless. Holy hell.

You know who else compared Obamacare to Apartheid?

So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

I don't think he seems like all that bad of a guy and I'd totally have coffee with him if I wasn't positive his skin would burn my retinas

Does the Weeping Cheeto want the GOP to change, or just change its rhetoric?