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Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

I'm pretty sure this is how Ann Richards got elected governor of Texas.

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We just adopted a 10 month old GIANT puppy from the shelter (they think she's a lab/pit/german shepherd mix). She is chewing ALL THE THINGS. Good thing she's adorable because she's basically a freight train with teeth.

I find this one sort of cute. The humor is gentle, the tone is whimsical, and there's a marked lack of either rape references or threats of cunt punting.

It didn't turn into a fight at all, but I once had to tell my boyfriend that the reason I was sad was that he called the cat "cutie cutes," something he only applied to me until that day. It's not even a particularly good or unique nickname but it was mine, darn it. Bless him for just going with it and not arguing…

Read it as "Ensure" and was pretty impressed with their decision to branch out from meal replacement shakes.

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.

"Food Poisoning". Ha. The kids sure have funny names for syphilis nowadays.

If I was home alone and scared I just wouldn't answer the door. Doesn't matter where I lived, or even which country. In the UK you are only required by law to answer the door to a very small number of people (police etc), I assume there are similar laws in the US.

This is a result of Gun Culture, which is similar to Rape Culture, only with guns.

Mental health is just as important as physical health. I am tickled pink that the government is starting to believe in treating mental illness and requiring health providers to treat them equal to breaking your leg. Bravo!

YO, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE WEST HAD THE MOST HYPERBOLIC RANT OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!!

Hyperbole is literally the worst thing that has ever happened, ever.

Yeah no they don't have the policy for girls too: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/8th-…

Dear Literal Person:

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT GGGGGGAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Read this at work. Didn't know what Fetlife was. GOOGLED FETLIFE ON MY WORK COMPUTER.

You know, I recently spent a couple of weeks in a really poor country where babies regularly die from malaria, malnutrition, and a host of other easily preventative causes. I wonder how many of these anti-abortion crazies donate to Doctors Without Borders, volunteer to help low-income mothers, or lobby the government…