Does anyone else think she looks an awful lot like Jennifer Lawrence?

Ooh I was probably there about the same time as you guys, too. 2006 graduate here.

I don't even answer Nashville phone numbers now. First the football team and now this? Seriously, I'm not donating money just so you can spend it on legal fees to cover up your messes.

I'm okay with this. Slightly less chance of me falling on my ass.

Police used a locksmith to enter the apartment

Well if it was really ugly I'd insist it WASN'T mine and make them give me a different one... :)

Wait, why is pain reduction no longer a "much sought-after objective"?! Fucking MEN. You know if men were giving birth, pain reduction would be the ONLY objective. Says the woman who had to be sedated before she could be knocked out for wisdom tooth surgery.

Can I give birth under full anesthesia? That sounds way less painful. Minus the open heart surgery of course.

Every time some idiot state/politician passes/says something stupid about abortion, I donate. And I usually contribute in memory of the once-sane Republican Party, may it rest in peace.

Hillary Rodham Clinton attempting to impose Sharia blasphemy laws on Americans

So when I googled "domestic violence marriage" to look for stats on domestic violence in marriage, 3 of the first 8 sites that popped up were overtly religious pages/organizations. That frightens me.

I was planning to dance to Stealing Cinderella with my dad at my wedding, but he died 3 months before the event. Maybe I should have used it anyway...

Oh my god forearms. Veiny ones with a light dusting of hair. Wait, what was that about a Medicare article you needed me to write? Muuuuuscles.

Who wants to take bets on how many of those same parents oppose comprehensive sex education...?

If Miley Cyrus has to tell you to get it together, you KNOW you're in bad shape.

It's a little wild and a little strange... when you make your home out on the range...

Thanks! I got 2 tickets through Bust, but there's a disclaimer saying that the event is oversold and seats aren't guaranteed... boo.

Ohmygod the Budweiser commercial guy. WANT. There's something so hot about a man with a horse.