Ohmygod. I love Birchbox and Barkbox and Naturebox. Every month! I get surprise packages every month!

We normally crate our dog when we're not home, but my husband left him out yesterday when he drove me to work. He called me when he got home. Apparently our pitbull was sitting on the sofa, completely engrossed in the dog show.

My house! It's a 1940 Colonial in a great metro-accessible part of town. It was priced about $100k over our budget, but I kept coming back to it on Redfin and making my husband creepily drive past it and stalking open houses. I had finally convinced him to go to an open house one day (he didn't want to, because he…

Whatever. My husband is cooking me $7.99/lb lobster at home. And we'll probably be serenaded by a whining dog the whole time. We can be like rich people too.

Hmm. So the kids have to read to the cats to soothe them. But dogs sit and listen to help kids practice/learn reading. Just more proof that dogs are better than cats... :D

I think I can see both sides. Where the analogy might fail is that "child abduction" is a known quantity. We know stealing/molesting kids is bad (unless you're at Penn State or a church, but that's another story, I suppose) so we do both - we teach kids to be aware, but we also go after those who hurt children. With…

Brought to you by the people who made Christmas about unrestrained consumerism and Jesus being white.

Psssh. Baltimore wants you, Michael! We stood up for Brendan Ayanbadejo when some idiot politician told him to stop loudly supporting LGBT rights.

It's too bad Fox News doesn't have a balanced line and they also suck at coverage.

Oh absolutely. Freeze them, then crush them and mix into vanilla ice cream. Instant mouth-orgasm.

Yes. Can we please keep touting this message? Republicans seem to think if you stop poor women from having sex, you can breed out poverty or worthless people or something. Only the valuable (rich) people in society should be able to have sex and reproduce as much as they want.

It's a sweet story, but the next step in that logical progression isn't Therefore, everyone's personal circumstances must be prepared for all children always.

Actually, she found a man to marry her, pay her way through college, and then through Harvard Law School.

Ok, serious question here. At one point does a dress no longer have a neckline (ahem, Alicia Keys) and just instead get referred to as having two boob-sleeves and a skirt?

Awfulness of this whole thing aside, did anyone else expect him to look a lot more like Michael Moore...?

Cue Republicans claiming the Grammys are to blame for tornadoes, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc in 3...2...

My husband and I agreed we were bored (boart?) at best.

I thought he was channeling Clay Aiken