Omg are you not watching Game of Thrones?! How are you not watching Game of Thrones?!

Next thing you know, she's making out with an apple and taking chocolate with her to get an abortion. Sluts these days.

Pizza can, however, be used to taunt salad.

Jeez, liberals, make up your mind. First you're whining about minorities being underrepresented, then, when someone finally makes an ad representing the underprivileged minority population at Howard you get all up in arms...

Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona

Shhh don't talk sense to the trolls. It just makes them angrier.

I started to type something sarcastic, but with Poe's law, there is literally nothing ridiculous enough to say about this that isn't already part of the Tea Party platform.

I feel like the word "martyr" was scrupulously avoided in this campaign. As in, "empowering" you to accept that you'll have to martyr yourself for your 14 week-old fetus should something go wrong with your life/health or the pregnancy.

As long as the man (i.e., the important person in the equation) doesn't think it's rape, it's not rape. Precedent!

It's almost like... what's that word... he learned... um... EMPATHY! Funny, that.

Woohoo, go Maryland!

Goddamnit, make your weather warmer and I'm THERE.

""This right of privacy... is broad enough to encompass a woman's decision whether or not to terminate her pregnancy." That... quite literally means that a woman has a right to make the decision to terminate her pregnancy.

I'm just gonna give up now and assume we don't have the same definition of "right."

Well, fortunately Justice Blackmun and the majority opinion in Roe v. Wade disagreed with you: "This right of privacy, whether it be founded in the Fourteenth Amendment's concept of personal liberty and restrictions upon state action, as we feel it is, or, as the District Court determined, in the Ninth Amendment's…

The government isn't allowed to interfere in your medical decisions - they can't swoop in and say 'Hey, Delos, I know you wanted that nose job, but we think you're irresponsible and shouldn't be allowed to have it.' That decision is between you and your doctor, and no one else even has a right to know that you're…

I'm at work, where are you?

There's nothing wrong with the headline though. Abortion IS a right - it's a constitutionally-upheld legal right based on the idea that due process protects the right to privacy with regards to your medical decisions - even if you happen to be a woman.

Have you read When She Woke by Hillary Jordan? That's pretty much in there.

No no no, it's because at 7 months, we suddenly realized we wouldn't be able to afford all those mani/pedis anymore so let's just get rid of it and preserve our delightful, perfectly-adequate/affluent way of life.