I will be stealing and marketing this idea now thankyouverymuch. The Baby Head Unflattener: So Mama's Little Cupcake Doesn't Turn Into Mama's Little Pancake. Untold wealth from preying on the insecurities of overanxious parents, here I come!

I'm on my phone now and can't search but try the CDC- I seem to recall seeing somewhere that only 1.5% of abortions occur after 20 weeks and most of those are due to fetal abnormalities incompatible with life.

But you guys. If we didn't force women to carry brain dead babies to term (against all medical logic!) there would be no more republican voters!

I would, if pretty much every other article on Jezebel/in the news werent about anti-science Republicans trying to fuck shit up for the rest of us :(

Even my husband - who fully supports my football obsession - still makes the mistake of occasionally forgetting that I know as much if not more about football than he does. Then I just calmly ask him how the playoffs worked out for the Dolphins last year and — oh wait, they didn't make the playoffs. Again. Sad face.

Urgh. I lost a lot of potential romantic interests in college because I knew a lot more about football than them. Apparently, there is nothing southern frat boys hate more than a girl who can discuss football beyond 'teehee, his butt is so cute in those tight pants!!'

Trent Franks. Trent. Fucking. Franks. That guy. I lived in DC, and he started trying to transvaginally force his anti-woman nonsense on us before going nationwide. I've picketed outside his office and sent him letters and blogged about him. What a monumental ass this man is. One day, I will track down every moron who…

And it really talks about the way that men and women can do a better job at communicating.

Ick - I also so do not want strangers (or relatives - they're strange, too) pawing at my belly for 9 months straight. Not a petting zoo, people.

Wow, someone's in a nasty mood this morning. Go have some coffee or something.

I want a pregnant unicorn!

Oh I know, I know! This is Former Relationship Rape. Not to be confused with Legitimate Rape or Date Rape or Asking for It Rape. This is the kind of rape where it's okay because at one point in time it was okay!

Oh me either. I've had two friends give birth recently, and neither will speak about the experience. I'm reasonably sure they swear you to secrecy because if women actually knew just exactly how godawful giving birth was, no one would ever do it again.

Gaah. Have they figured out how to make men pregnant yet?? I've changed my mind...

Ooo if it's twins, they can be announced with "They're heeeeeeeeee-re!"

This. I am so afraid of this. We're talking about maaaaaybe starting to try for a baby soonish, but I'm really ambivalent about the whole process and I'm totally not normal so I'm really afraid I'm going to hate the whole entire thing and be really resentful of everyone who is like 'it's so magical!1!!'

Yep, I ease it down until I can grab the bottom and squeeze, but the rounded edges pushing against my insides still really hurts. Maybe I'm just abnormally sensitive...

Ick, I didn't use pads past middle school - too diaper-like. I'm a fan of Kotex U or Tampax Pearl - both have smooth plastic applicators that make things slide a bit easier.

So I broke down and got one after all the Diva Love on this site, but I'm not totally a convert. Putting it in isn't so bad, but pulling it back out is SUPER uncomfortable for me (bordering on incredibly painful sometimes) and on heavy days you do have to be careful to keep it upright as it comes out so you don't…

Ooh can I have her hair color now? That's pretty...