off-topic, but rotisserie chicken+king’s hawaiian sweet rolls=deliciousness

teach me queen

Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

Very possibly twinsies.

I’m just sayin’. We have to represent.

Leave my Key limes out of this, Randi.

Laying on a thick aren’t you? They’re gonna revoke your resident’s pass at Disney. And then they put a curse on you so that you can’t tell the difference between a Key lime and a regular lime. And your stone crabs never fully crack again, ever.